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Eye On The World: Gaza Invasion Begins: Israeli Ground Forces Cross Border Into Gaza Strip

2009-01-03T18:24:00.000-08:00

Isreal has to fight to protect its people. But Hamas has to protect its people and its land. Why is this fighting on for? See what this blogger had to say about Obama's declaration in the town of Sderot in Isreal

Eye On The World: Gaza Invasion Begins: Israeli Ground Forces Cross Border Into Gaza Strip

Are you shy of talking to girls?

2007-07-22T08:33:00.000-07:00

Get over your shyness
I have been thinking it was better we help some guys our there who faces this fear of approaching women and getting DATE.However,i do not care if you are short,fat,tall,slim,white,black,or yellow.Just do what i am going to tell you here and see for your self what comes after that.Women do not like guys that suffer from insecurity.You must be able to stand up to some great fun and know to enjoy yourself.Never forget that women are very good at body language and as such they are capable of using a special radar to determine who you are before you ever even open your mouth.
Right back to business.Next time when you find a pretty bird that you fancy,walked up to her and say this;
Hey excuse me,I want to ask you a question.I have always been a shy guy but i need a females perspective to this issue.What does it take for a woman to start to feel attraction towards a guy?Do you prefer a guy that buys for you everything you ever wanted,a guy that kisses up to everything you say and want or a guy that is funny,self confident,teases you and make you laugh and keeps you guessing on what is going is going come next?
This alone will make most woman to laugh and willing to give an answer to your worries and there and then you will be able to know what is required of you.
The next one is;
Excuse me,I want to ask you a question about something I and my friend has been disagreeing upon.This one is good when you want to collect her numbers and contact.Right here we go.My friend thinks that the best way to connect to a lady you fancy is by collecting their telephone but i am thinking that since almost every guy goes for a number I would rather be different from the rest of the guys and rather demand but for her pager or email and my friend denies that approach.What do you think
Right the truth is that you have created a topic that is so diverse and gives room for a very long chat with her.Remember that being a good listen is key because you need to follow up with questions to what ever she says.These are never direct questions take note.You have to crack her up most of the times which means making her to laugh with most of your responses to her.And if she seem to be too interested,you simply just tell her,
Hey it was nice talking to you and i have got to go, turn and start to walk off.Make 2-4steps and turn back look straight into her eyes and say;Yeah it was nice talking to you,we'd better hook up sometime in the future and have some more interesting conversations or what ever.You are saying this and walking towards her.As you approach her,slide your hand into your pocket and take out your diary and a pen quietly and simply tell her to write down her email so that you guys can keep in touch.As she starts to write,then you simply follow up with and do not forget to include your number.I mean the one you respond to at all times.Very easy,or what do you think

Dating tutorial:simple mistakes men make during dating

2007-07-14T09:37:00.000-07:00

It sucks when you go to the club and hear men approach women for the first time and just tell them "you are so beautiful" lol.Yes she is so beautiful and so what? Sometimes will successfully start up a charming conversation and eventually he is lost and not know what to say because of he is afraid if not scared of rejection.Rejection is part of the life we live.
"The best and simple way is to approach a bird that fancy and say,hey you look quite creative and then you purse while waiting for her to involve her self with a "oh thank you",then you follow it,"I noticed you quite a distance from that outfit and give her another chance to come closer to the net to the net with a great smile and say something like "oh really" then if it is me I will fire back for a kill with something like" oh yeah,really looks an antique from the your great,great,great grand ma,really exotic in design and a perfect outfit",i tell you what,she will crack up while getting ready more.But more is not going to come as expects,because you gotta know her and give her the chance to know you as well.

Writing, Work and Weasels: Blog O' The Week #4

2007-06-22T06:10:00.000-07:00

"We are not far away from the truth.The truth speaks for itself.Funny university students scripts are a reference to every situation we encounter in life as we grow.You are not only being taught how to execute a date in 15minutes but how to maintain it for as long as you pleased.Hundreds of tactics are being shared for free and body language explained to the last letter of the alphabet.Just got here now?You are a lucky bastard,help your self mate
Writing, Work and Weasels: Blog O' The Week #4

Ramblin' with Roger: THE MORTAL SIN of blogging

2007-06-22T06:02:00.000-07:00

A sin? learning is a continues process.See what this guy says buddies
Ramblin' with Roger: THE MORTAL SIN of blogging

स्पोंसोर्स फ़ॉर अ मूवी wanted

2007-06-17T04:07:00.000-07:00

We are thinking of developing a genuine movie that depicts real dating world but being students our hands have come short of reach.We are very open and friend and can work with anyone from around the world.If you think you can help us,keep us a message here.

What are pickup lines and are they worth it?Advice

2007-04-07T04:28:00.000-07:00

PICK UP LINES ARE RUBBISH IF YOU CAN'T USED THEM PROPERLY.
Pick up lines are simply humor crafted jokes.They are meant to pull out that unique smile from a girl's face.Lines are good when with someone already acquainted with.Instead of trying to use loads of pickup lines on a new bird by the site of the road,the best thing is to sound normal,funny and cocky while maintaining direct face contact and focus on building a friendship and not sex by being interesting and being capable to maintain your gal laughing.

Those guys are back in town from Easter.Watchout!

2007-04-07T03:44:00.000-07:00

The guys are back in town,Dating back in town for Easter.
Funny university students dating tutorial blog wishes all its 3million readers a great Easter Sunday.The good news is that,the guy coming back to town today and tomorrow are completely very different people.They are now filled with humor,understand,maturity,fun without focusing their brains on football and sex lol.Don't miss out tonight no matter where you are from in the world.With 3-6millions daily hits,it is clear that everyone is getting some good vibes from reading this blog.So come out today every in the world."The guys are back in town" "The girls are back in groups" .Lively up your selves with the funny,sweet,charming,unpredictable and cocky guys.Wow, the guys are back in town.

DATING GAME.GET INTO THE GAME

2007-04-01T06:47:00.000-07:00

THE DATING GAME - TUTORIAL ONLY

And a subtle approach:

YOU; Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose.

HER; What?

YOU;(reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP.

(If she laughs, she’s yours; if she looks at you funny, apologize.)

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

Follow these instructions:

1: Make sure that you are in the front of the person you’re trying to attract.

2: Put your hands in a vertical plane and separate your hands to the proper distance you want to get across.

3: Look at the person of your affections and with an eye-to-ear grin; shake your head up and down as to reply that you’re this big!

Whatever you do, don’t ever cut that silky hair of yours!

There’s the old classic from the movie “Fletch” (to girl in towel):

Excuse me, could I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.

She: What do you think of this (dress, sweater, article of clothing)?

He: I like nothing better.

Hi, A voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

I want to bear all your children. (To a woman)

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

That’s a nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?

Take off that dress and fuck my brains out, you cave newt.

Did you know that the word ‘motel’ spelled backwards means ‘letom’?

Nice tits. Mind if I feel them?

Let’s take a shower together, you smell.

You smell wet. Let’s party.

May I end this sentence with a proposition?

I’ve got an itch, honey. Lower. Lower. In. Out.

If I were 007BOND, would you screw me?

I want to thank you for [insert any event here], grab your ankles bitch!

If you want me, don’t shake me, or wake me, just take me.

Want to see my stamp collection?

Want to come see my hard drive? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it isn’t floppy.

Don’t you know me from somewhere?

Didn’t anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me? I thought you knew..

At the dinner table, (if you eat together) pick up the bread and say, “Wanna roll?”

Hey guy, have I fucked you yet?

Congratulations! You’ve been voted “Most Beautiful Girl In This Room” and the grand prize is a night with me!

I’d give you a piece of my mind, but I’ve got more of something else.

Ever tried those weird prickly condoms? (Sure to get responses)

Funny you should mention that, I was a gynaecologist once.

Cold outside, isn’t it? (Staring at breasts)

Actually, ma’am, ah’m not as tall as you think. Ah’m from Taixus, and ah’m sittin’ on mah wallet.

Hey! Ya wanna try out my new ‘Home Artificial Insemination Kit?’

I am writing a new algorithm, and I need some test data. What are your measurements?

I have some hard code I want to try your compiler on.

DATING TUTORIALS WITH EXAMPLES

2007-04-01T06:42:00.000-07:00

"HOW TO....AND WHAT CAN I SAY TO A WO...."TUTORIALS

My face is leaving in 15 minutes. Be on it.

Hey guy, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?

It’s always good for you to see me again.

The best pickup line I have ever heard and I have to admit it got my attention was when I was out dancing one night and a girl came up to me and said:

Hey! I like your shoes! Do you like mine??

It worked and we are still friends today.

He: Have you ever had one of those fantasies where Greek gods feed you these little pickles?

She: No.

He: Well, I’ll have to show you what one is like, but it will be only one Greek god (point to yourself, then look down at your crotch) and I won’t be feeding you little pickles.

Well, the worst pickup line I have ever heard (it was said to me) was: I hate you...are you here with your friends?

I looked up the word “beautiful” in the thesaurus today, and your name was included.

Didn’t I used to always pull on your ponytail in grammar school?

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

On the same note, one of my favourites (that I’ve never had the guts to try) is to walk up to a girl, put your hands on her shoulders, and say, “I’d like to get something straight between us.” And then look at your (you know)...

Sit on my lap and we’ll get things straight between us.

Wanna Dance?

No!

Wanna Drink?

No!

Wanna Fuck?

Yes (pause) but not with you

So, do you wanna see something really swell?

That girl/guy I’m with, oh, she’s/he’s just my sister/brother.

One of the worst pickup lines ever (most probably will get you slapped):

I had sex with someone last night. Was that you?

Another line that doesn’t work:

Gee, you don’t sweat much for a fat chick.

For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.

Do you take it up the bum? (This also does not work and can be painful)

Is that a double-ended dildo or are you just glad to see me?

Is that a tic-tac in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

What did you say? Oh, I thought you were talking to me.

He: Have you got a little Irish/German/Spanish/Italian/etc in you?

She: Uh...no....

He: Well, do you want some?

What would you do if I kissed you right now?

Can I please be your slave tonight?

You should be someone’s wife.

I have a single.

Hi, I’m a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?

You know, you’re very easy on the eyes.

Or (for the braver males)

You know, you’re very easy on the eyes...and very hard on my erection.

Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate and I was wondering if you’d mind if I fantasize about you?

Hi, do you know why you should masturbate with these two fingers? (Holding up any two)

Obvious reply: No, why?

Because, they’re mine.

I had a friend give a card that had on the front:

1 2 3 4

Pick a number and then on the back of the card read it: Sex maniacs always pick 3 you wouldn’t believe how many women pick 3. It was a great card.

Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?

What can I do to make you sleep with me?

Or (for a lighter touch)

What can I do to make you mine?

Pardon me miss, but I couldn’t help noticing that you have cum in your hair.

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Would you like to dance, or should I go fuck myself again?

When’s our wedding date?

Hey baby, let’s go make some babies.

Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?

Excuse me pretty girl, but did you happen to find my Congressional Medal of Honour?

Or

Hey there guy, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?

He: Would you sleep with me for 20 million dollars?

She (sheepishly): Yes.

He: Well then, would you sleep with me for 20 cents?

She: No, what kind of woman do you think I am?

He: We’ve established what kind of woman that you are; we’re just haggling over the price.

You look more beautiful than Nurse Chapel.

Miss, if you’ve lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

If you spot a girl waiting in a restaurant/theatre/club for someone, go up to her and say...

If he doesn’t show up, I’ll be right over here.

I think we must make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW!

If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

Walk over to a table occupied by ladies, whip out your willy and say:

Hey Charlie, see anyone here you recognize?

I require a tissue sample. May I sever a little used portion of your body? (Brandish forceps)

Hey, wanna see my R2D2 impersonation? (Think about it...)

Hey baby...infect me!

Hey baby...can you suck the chrome off a bumper?

Hey baby...can you suck the chrome off a trailer hitch?

Hey baby...can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?

Hey baby...can you suck start a Harley?

I’ll suck you so hard that you’ll have to pick the sheets out of your ass when I’m finished.

Motion your finger to a girl to get her to come your way. When she arrives

Say, “I knew if I fingered you long enough, you would come.”

Or

“Do you always come when someone fingers you?”

Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne.

I saw you at the party last weekend and you look kind of interesting...Pause and say; Let’s meet sometime...

God must have been in a very good mood the day we met.

I’ve had quite a bit to drink, and you’re beginning to look pretty good.

Would you like someone to mix with your drink?

The front reads:

No, I’m not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?

Be unique and different, say yes.

Will you marry me and have my children? (Unfortunate side effects: beware!)

If you ever want to see your children again, you’ll do what I want.

You’re hitchhiking across the Mojave Desert? Alone?

Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.

I’m really sorry about Al. It was a lovely funeral. You look ravishing in black, did you know that? What you need now is a nice backrub. Are the straps too tight, darling? How tragic. How very, very tragic. Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

It’s absolutely pure Bolivian. And I don’t give it away.

Hello, Susie. Your mom couldn’t make it this afternoon, she asked me to pick you up and take you home, what a pretty dress.

You know, I’d really love to fuck your brains out, but it appears someone beat me to it.

Would you like to be in movies?

Excuse me; do you live around here often?

Excuse me, I’m a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

Would you like to see a baby picture of me?

(Shows the girl the picture of a baby better endowed that most men.)

Hello, love, do you spit or swallow?

You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book ... So what’s one more??

Hey babe, did you know I’m on the Harvard Mailing List?

What’s your sign?

DATING PICKUP LINES-TURORIALS

2007-04-01T06:38:00.000-07:00

DATING PICK UP LINES TUTORIALS

I recently came across an interesting statistic:

Men who were successful when they used the pickup line “Hi”: 71%

Women who were successful when they used the pickup line “Hi”: 100%

He: I’m a really good cook!

She: What do you cook best?

He: Breakfast in bed! (Grins)

What do you like for breakfast?

Let’s do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Or

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put you between f and ck.

Nice dress/pants, can I talk you out of it?

What’s your sign?

The best part of me is covered up.

(If wearing swim trunks, a bikini, or a skimpy outfit)

Overheard in our computer lab:

Just because your computers are incompatible, does not mean we are.

YOU; is your daddy a thief?

HER; No.

YOU; Then who stole those diamonds and put them in your eyes?

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

Guy goes up to a girl, licks his finger, touches her on the shoulder, and then touches himself (all this while she is watching him) and says:

How about you and I get out of these wet clothes?

It worked for him... :)

While we are on the subject of pickup lines, how about bad pickup lines? The absolutely worst pickup line I have heard is:

I’m looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?

Then again, I fell for it (she seemed like such a nice girl).

Mmmm, you bring new meaning to the word “edible”.

Hey guy, but I DO think it is time we met.

She: I really enjoyed myself tonight.

He: I enjoyed myself too. Maybe sometime we can let our bodies enjoy each other.

That dress would look awfully/ nice on my bedroom floor.

Or

That miniskirt would look great crumpled up at the end of my bed.

Or

That is a cute outfit. It would be even cuter wrinkled on my bedroom floor.

Or

I think that shirt would look great on the carpet beside my bed.

Hey babe, do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?

Drop ‘em.

Hey guy. Do you wanna fuck or should I apologize?

Say, didn’t we go to different schools together?

Wanna fuck like bunnies?

Help, I am lost. Which way is it to your house?

Or

Hi, I’m new in town. Which way is it to your house?

Why don’t you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?

I had a friend who used to hand out calling cards which said:

Smile if you want to sleep with me

Then watch the victim try to hold back her smile...

On the other hand, he had cards that said:.

Here I am, madly in love with you, on the verge of killing myself for your love

And I don’t even know your NAME__________ PHONE________

Hi, my name’s Ron, how do you like me so far?

At the office copy machine:

“Reproducing, eh? Can I help?”

There is an aura about you that’s hidden and I want to bring that aura out.

She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?

He: Do you have the energy?

What is your favourite position on extramarital sex?

Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY?

Say mother! Want another? (If she has children)

Bond. James Bond.

Gosh, you’re pretty/handsome!!!

Stand back, I’m a doctor. You go get an ambulance; I will loosen her clothes.

Take a chance on me.

Your place or mine?

Your face or mine?

This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single.

Would you like to have morning coffee with me?

Do you want to come back to my place and pet my dog/cat?

You have the ass of a great artist.

A friend of mine who walked up to a young lady in a club and simply asked, “Are you ready to go home now?” She smiled a bit, stood up, and they left together.If I told you that you have a nice body, would you hold IT against me?

When asked for a match:

How about the hair on my head and the hair between your legs?

I love you. I want to marry you. Now fuck my brains out.

Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let’s play gynaecologists.

I’ve gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.

Wanna play carnival? That’s where you sit on my face and I try to guess your Weight.

I wanna floss with your pubic hair.

I’m on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?

I’d look good on you.

I would kill or die to make love to you.

I would die happy if I saw you naked just once.

Sex is a killer...want to die happy?

Hi! Can I buy you a car?

Oh, I’m doing fine! And you?

(While looking at someone and waiting for them to say anything)

Aren’t we supposed to get together for a candlelight dinner later tonight?

Hi, I just moved to this city and was wondering if you could recommend a good restaurant here. Would you also like to join me?

Fancy a fuck?

I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?

PICK UP LINES-TUTORIALS

2007-04-01T06:28:00.000-07:00

DATING JOKES AND PICKUP LINES-TUTORIALS

HERE ARE YOUR PICK-UP LINES THAT CAN BE USED AT ANYTIME TO CREATE HUMOR AND OR IGNITE HER GOOD SIDE. “YOUR PICK-UP LINES ARE TO BE USED ONCE AT THE BEGINNING AND WHEN YOU ARE ABOUT MOVING.NOT MORE THAN TWICE IF YOU MAY SOUND LIKE A "W.....DO.IT’S PURPOSE IS TO LET YOU SEE, LEARN HOW TO COME ABOUT YOUR OWN PICK UP LINES.REMEMBER IF SHE IS NOT LAUGHING THEN YOU ARE JUST A "NIMBVCXER555WRERDFD....................."BLOW THEIR MINDS WITH IT BUDDY.HERE WE GO;

Did you drop something? [What?] Your conversation, so let’s pick it up right here.

Can I have your picture? [Why?] So I can show my mum what I want for Christmas!

Damn...your ass is fine! Want to come see mine?

You dropped something. [What?] My jaw.

That’s a nice dog/cat/pet. Does it have a phone number?

Do you mind if we share this cab to my house?

Baby, you’re sexier than socks on a rooster.

Do you have a band-aid? [Why?] I hurt my knee when I fell for you.

What do you say we play some football? You can have first down!

You’re like pizza. Even when you’re bad, you’re good.

You had better phone the fire fighters in advance, cause when you’re done with me, we’ll be on fire!

Lets make like fabric softener and Snuggle!

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.

Hi, who’s your friend?

Are you an Alien? [No, why?] Because you just abducted my heart.

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Can I borrow your library card? [Why?] Cause I’m checking you out.

Drop an ice cube and say ‘Now that we’ve broken the ice, my name is...’

Are you bored? [No, why?] Because i really want to nail you.

Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?

Are those astronaut pants? Cause that ass is out of this world!

Are you sure that you’re not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!

Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.

Are you from Tennessee? [No, why?] Because you’re the only 10 I see here!

What’s your sign?

I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?

Got any raisins? [No.] Then how about a date?

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Guadalupe?

You know what your remind me of? [What?] Lucky Charms, You want to know why? [Why?] Because you’re magically delicious!

I can read palms. {Write your # on their hand} Oh it says your going to call me soon!

So long as we’re in the theater.... why don’t we get some play?

If you were ice cream and I was hot chocolate I’d pour all my love onto you.

You must be Jamaican, cause you Jamaican me crazy.

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

It’s my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? “Is it really your birthday?” No, but, how about a kiss anyway?

I’m not drunk; I’m just intoxicated by you.

Darling, if you were cocaine I’d OVERDOSE!

If you were a wedgie, I’d pick you!

Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?

I lost my virginity... can I have yours?

Do you sleep on your stomach? [yes/no] Can I?

Are your parents retarded? ‘cuz DANG your special!

Do you have a quarter? [Why?] I told my boyfriend/girlfriend that I would call him/her when I found someone better.

Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.

Do you have a bandage? I hurt my knee when I fell in love with you.

You are like a glass of milk... you do the body well.

Fat penguin. [What?] I just wanted to say something to break the ice.

I’m not feeling myself today, can I feel you?

Are you a light switch? Cause I want to turn you on!

Where is your mother? [Why?] Because you’re too young to be here without an adult.

You spend so much time in my dreams I should charge rent!

Want to get some air? You took my breath away!

How much does a polar bear weigh? [I don’t know, how much?] Just enough to break the ice. Hi my name is ………………

Just go and do it the simple way but "put the bullets in your head"

2007-04-01T06:23:00.000-07:00

"NO MAN NO CRY" SEE 'EM THERE

Many men still cannot figure out how to approach and start up a conversation that will lead to another stage. Sometimes I seem not to be happy when I come across men that are jerks. As easy as I am saying, stop a woman and ask her about the following; directives, nightclubs, the best pub around, shopping centres, female perspectives, resemblance, or simply to find out which shop she got shoe, skirt, trouser, shirt, hat, cap, diamonds, jewellery etc. Note, to talk find out about her dressing, you are required to touch it and feel the context of the material. This tells any woman that you are very confident with women and that you do care about dressing and fashion. Do not worry about making your conversation sound natural. Simply make your self and your conversation more interesting and get her attention. Avoid trying to act like a weirdo, like you want sneak in through your curiosity, this is not a good mode. Make her to start to laugh with you. The only way to do it is to go out there and start doing it until you master and see for your self what is happening in the field. No woman will come knocking at your door to make you her boyfriend if she has not seen a means to break your back, and have her diamonds, and then date a “bad boy”.

When talking to a woman, forget about sex and organise your subconscious mind towards making friends and getting to know each other and having a nice company. Think of Some one that will be there for you at all the time rather than getting laid on a single session. Think about how lively it could be if the two of you were having a cup of coffee and having some interesting conversation or on a bite as time goes by. When you talk about these topics with women, they pick it up immediately and start to act accordingly. Believe me, women consider men they will like to get physical with in two categories. You have a “long term” relationship and a “short term”. Short term is being referred to as something like a “sex toy”. It is you instead that decides how you would like a woman to categorise because she decides depending on how you make feel when in your net. However, if you happened to get laid so soon, then you can always decide which direction you want the relation to take. Okay, lets look at a simple way to start up a conversation with any woman you will fancy to meet again.

YOU: Hey, is that a real diamond you are wearing or replica?

HER: Yes, and then smiles back at you.

YOU: Let me have look at its design?

HER: Of course

YOU: Hold the hand that wears the diamond, stare at the diamonds, look into her palms as, then look up at her face and smile while still holding her hand and tell her your name.

HER: What are you smiling at? You think, it is fake? I bought it £289 or whatever and blah blah blah.

YOU: That’s right, I just wandered after having realised some thing so special and maybe exotic about you and your diamonds and then “pause” for a while, while smiling.

HER: Really! ohhhhhhhhhhhh, what is it?

YOU: Well, you have got an exotic smile on your face that represents diamonds and I am quite sure, there is something so very unique and original about your looks and hairstyle. And you also have a special side that people seem not to know. I know I am right because I am a magician.

HER:jejejejejejjeje You are so wonderful and too sweet babe.Nice to meet you.

YOU: However, my pleasure you. I have got to go do something very important and hopefully it will be fun to meet you some other time when I am free. I am really late and conclude with bye, move three steps turn back and ask her: Are you on orange,T-mobile or vodafone or 3G etc?

HER: On T-mobile

YOU: say! That sounds cool, then remove your dairy and pen or paper and pen and hand it to her quietly like confirming to be with T-mobile is confirmation to give her number to you. This works like magic and when she starts to write, then instruct her again to confirm her name in writing as well. When she is finished, promise to call her and be on the move without waste of time.

OR

YOU: Hey, we are going out for a drink later, what are you doing? Join us and be my special guest and I will treat you like my bratty little sister.

HER: Hmmmm, I do not know, what are your plans?

YOU: My plans? Well, I have to stop by the jeweller to take size fitness test for my Diamond rings. They want to make sure it is a fit and that it is exactly what I wanted before they can permanently mount the diamonds. After that, I will be having a chat on phone from the queen of diamonds (posh) to advice on the “loo” affair. When I finish, then I will be kind of free for a drink.

HER:I don’t know yet but where will you be hanging out; I had plans to go out and get pissed with my friends and have fun. One never knows, we could end up in town or whatever, but I give you no assurance of a specific place but assurances of fun and wonderful time together is guaranteed. However, text me and let me know where to catch you guys (If you meet her and her mates, fine and fair enough. Take another direction. Let us assume that you have finally found them hanging like baths and having fun over a drink, this is how to go about;).

YOU: Pick up your glass of wine or pint and walk over to them and say; what, are you girls shy or something or you are strangers?(ice-breaker)

THEY: No, why?

YOU: Because I have been sitting over there with my mates for about 45minutes and winking at you girls and you could not afford to come over and say hi to me. Then pause for three seconds and pose this question to your target;

YOU: you know what they say about chicks that wear this, right? (While pointing to her, chain ring, earring, gown or whatever your targeted strategy.)After a pause then say; women who wear this kind of jewellery cannot afford the real thing. So you use your dog’s chain as your neck jewellery.(pretending like you said you were right),dammit, I hate it when I am dam right. Have all the rich girls been driven home or what? (Then start to pretend like you are walking away and wait for what will happen, very amazing and stunning. Expect her to grab you but if she doesn’t, then that’s her schizophrenia.

YOU: Oh what a cute ring? Is it real gold or diamonds? Let me have a look! When she shows her fingers to you hold and start to talk cockily about her, having soft hands. Then say, anywhere, jewellery has made some people to shine. Say it in a jokish and funny way. Make sure your whole body including hands and head are on motion like tilting your head from one corner to the other and your hands playing HIP-HOP-like rapping. If you say all these, she and her friends will crack up.

HER: jejejejejejejejejjejejejeje, you are so sweet and funny.

YOU: Yeah, I am funny and sweet; all the ladies want a piece ,just like a piece of chicken. Look, look at you getting hot and being happy. Ahahahahahha. Stop treating me like I am some sort of a sex object or something kinda worth tearing like a piece of chicken. But I cannot dispute the fact you look sweet and a challenge too but i can't let just put my back to the ground like that babe.............

Being at the top of game and highlights

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HOW TO MAKE YOUR MOVES

Let us look at a simple way of approach to get her involved in a discussion with you and also agree to meet again. Remember, it is better if not best to talk to women that you are able to read their body expressions if it is going to take time before you can do away with that bad habit of scaring to talk to very beautiful women. If you are that shy; I will never advice you to use the Internet. You would need to build up self-confidence and be able to meet any woman and talk to her, before you can be able to enjoy the services of dating on the Internet. Nevertheless, the Internet remains a safe place for dating, you have enough time to decide, think before you write and after which you will still edit the whole thing before you send. You have the choice of who to contact online as many have online pictures. If you start talking and things seem not to be what you want, switch to next person. There are a lot of women desperate out there for someone serious and honest. And they will not just go for anything because they are desperately looking for Mr. Right.

One of the best places to get a cool date is the nightclub in another town or city. To be successful, you need to be a dancer. Dance the way you feel and forget about the others.

Walk up to a group of ladies where you have identified a target for the night. Say, “Hi, can I you ask you ladies a question? Probably they will say, yes like they had been waiting for you. Then, ask them this question in a funny character and cocky way; did you girls come here to dance, have fun or to pick up? Wear a serious face as you are asking the question. Some will say to dance, others to pick and some will simply ask you why are interested in their personal lives. Here you have many opportunities to choose from, provided you play your game very well. Remember, every woman that talks to you could date you possibly. You are never obliged to respond to any questions you are being asked by a woman. If the question sounds too hard or embarrassing for you, you can turn it up this way. Hey baby, it is long time since I left school and never been to court as well. Then say, I think you can dance well more than ask questions. Obviously she will say “yes”. Take this yes to mean, “yes” to dance with you and ask her hand quietly to take her to the dance floor or simply say, okay, let me see how sexy and confident you are and if true that you can dance very well, then I will make you my friend. Start dancing towards the dance floor and expect her to follow and she will follow. Make sure that as she gets into “lively up” with you, the next level is to take it physical and to do so is by touching and caressing. When you begin to dance, stop out of sudden and hold her with two hands and tell her to stop. Whisper, Telling her, she is not dancing properly, and then show by example while she watches how you would like to see her dance. Tell her to put her hand on your shoulder and her right hand round your waist. Believe me, she will do anything that you want, then place your right hands on her bum and one on her back, the one on her bum is to start to caress her bum and transit your message right into her bottom As you are dancing, send your hand and stroke her hair from time to time, hold her in a way, her boobs will be rubbing on your chest from time to time. This is called “two person in one person”. Now you have taken it physical, big time, buddy, I promise. Yeah, start telling her that she smells good, like the lilies of the spring water. Do not bother if your penis is too hungry in the course of dancing and consequently cannot be quiet. Without waste of time, whisper again to her to close her eyes, so you can have a good look at her angelic eyelashes. When she does, surprise her and start to kiss her neck and look at what will happen. It is wonderful because you could be guaranteed that you are going to get “laid” that same night and maybe more nights, if you play your game successfully to the end. You have neither talk about love but simply behaving with your body and building her mind, great time. You have transformed her feelings into a different world of fiery stars and imagination of how soon to get into heaven especially if she has a “good surgical weapon” and best of all, knows how to operate within your bedchambers, big time. Make sure your body language is saying, “you are having fun and enjoying being with her”. “If she happens, to make a mistake, to accuse you, by talking about your erected penis. Immediately turn it round and start to accuse her instead for being too fast by going sexual and thinking about sex and while you are not interested so quick, damn. despite the fact, your penis has given approval of her. Let her know you have always controlled it and that you do not just give in so fast, never. What you are doing here is building up her mind that you are always in control of the game. You are not needy or desperate or clingy as the others. This leads to great curiosity. This is a great way to tease a woman that you really fancy and it works like charm. And if you want to take home, simply say; I think you must be tired and ready for the bed now. Let us go. If she says where, simple say wherever and pause. Of course you are not scared of getting laid at her place or otherwise. However at some point it is likely very true that a woman you are talking will start to talk about sex if you are actually keeping up with the game simply by making her laugh as much as no longer can take. At this point, tease her by asking why she is talking about sex? Tell her if she starts talking about sex so soon, you just gonna rap your tail and get lost. Accuse her of trying to implant sex on your mind psychologically. Tell her, you are scared women that talk like that just wanna jump into someone pants, have their enjoyment and be off. Finish by affirming to her that, after all, you are aware she gets the greatest amount of satisfaction than the man does during sex. This is mystery I promise, as you say these words, she is feeling and becoming hotter and hotter and greedy especially when you include the following words in your sentences and phrases in addition to the above; SO TIGHT, HARDER, HOLD-UP, PUSH-IN, ENJOY, SEXY. There is absolutely no doubt that when you behave clingy and ass-leaking, women tend to run away but if you behave like you are not yet interested until you have known each other very well to become reliable friends, they will instead be the ones behaving clingy and you can always accuse them about subjects. Attractive women will always bring up a sex topic to see how comfortable you are with it. So it is a form of trick to see if you will become nervous, intimidated or insecure.

What are women really looking for in men?Tutorial

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QUALITIES OF A GUY WORTH A DATE

Women want a particular character in a man as I have always mentioned. Women want humour, honesty and a man that recognises their beauty and sweetness all the time but not in an “asshole” monotonous way. A man that knows what she is thinking before she ever says it. Ahhahahah, I know this sounds a bit weird and magical. Yes, that is what it means; women want you to be magical, to be different and funny, to be there with them all the time and of course, that is what she wants.

I want us to take time now and look at what I often do when in a nightclub or pub, when I notice a woman I will like to meet sometime or just to get to know her. I will wait to see her walk to the counter for a drink, then I will follow and make sure I find my way in front of her. Then, I will turn to her and say something like, excuse me baby, and she will say “yes”, then I will say, ”please I would be happy if you stop touching my ass with your soft touchy hands” .I say this while gazing differently into her eyes and lips but with a funny face. I have to be careful not to send a different image that will signify aggression and harassment. Remember that you need to read a woman’s body language and make consistent eye-to-eye contact before you approach. If she say’s sorry; I did not know that I was touching you or your ass, in an insecure way, I will then respond to something like “And your hands were even wet while talking my buttocks” she; “oh please, I am really sorry/but what you on about in an insecure manner”? Me, “ok, but I will not mind, if you take me off; this wet trousers and touchy my ass the more since you have already shown interest in it”. She and her friends will crack up seriously. However, if they respond with something like “huh touchy ass, touchy ass, it means she/they are aware that I am a joker maybe looking to approach, so this is accepting my personality. I will then respond with something like; well I do not like being touchy, touchy with a woman I do not know yet because it turns to go very far at times, anyway you look sweet wearing that hair, cloth, shoe, etc though, hey step closer please we can get it going. Remember, you have to keep it going, as situations are changing, tease them or her almost on all everything that she/they does. Maintain the same character and do not turn into an asshole after a short time. Tease as much as possible and make sweet compliments. Let her or them know, you are enjoying the company and they will start to feel free to talk more and even carry it physical. Still, keep up the character and play the hard to get instead.

If I am in a bar, I will do crazy things that many men will never have thought of, even when they are drunk. We all like to have fun with beautiful women. The trick here is that, if a woman is not interested in you, she will not afford the time and effort to be wasting with you. It is very psychological and women automatically feel and read your mind whenever you are about to approach them. The truth is, we humans can only talk to people we find interesting or beneficial in one way or the other. However, sometimes when I meet a woman that is “cold” instead of “cool”, I will simply just walk away and start to look at what is forward or ahead of me, (The wisdom is saint Paul says; the on thing I do is to forget what is behind me and do my best to reach what’s ahead). This is how it works.

When in a bar, it is good to be with friends who will give you company. If alone, when you find a lady you fancy, try to flirt with her using body signals, if she responds back, walk to the counter and buy or order a bottle of good wine or jack Daniels, collect two glasses and walk straight over to her say; Hey, I know women always like being flattered and treated with care, especially one that looks like you. Then, hand one of the glasses to her quietly without asking her opinion. Then say, you would appreciate to see her drink from your glass of wisdom, a unique opportunity of splendour and a great spirit of glamour, fun, happiness and everything in effect to make my day. Thank you. You will see how surprise she is to hear such sweet and strong words. But in her mind, she is always saying, “is he really serious or playing games to jump into my pants and be off”. Nevertheless, she is going to say something like, “ohhh, thank you, you are too sweet and she might give you a kiss or a hit on the back. If she makes an attempt to kiss you, bend down like you are going to eat her lips and stop on the way very close to her lip and say, I cannot believe this, while shaking your head and she will surely ask you this question, “what is wrong, what is it”. Tell her, no kissing so early, then take her hand and give it a kiss. That you might like to kiss her only when you know and are sure, that, it is right and ripe to do so. Of course, you know what you want and you know the way their minds work. It is better to know if she will freak in future or not before the precious gift of kiss. Say to her, kissing means a lot than sex to you, however you could teach her if you were in a sex school. That, many times you prefer to have cuddles, kisses, snuggling and romantic times than fornication. Let her know that, you prefer cuddles, kisses and snuggling and romantic times because you have enough time to know each other very well, you are not desperate or in a rush. She is automatically stunned, drunk and in complexity. Expect the next question from her that is going to be, “where are you from? This is your simple answer, well, we will need to drive or take a cap to reach your place, then, look at the time on your wrist watch or mobile phone and say, you have gotta go for an appointment somewhere or that you are going back to your friends. Remember, a sizzling smile will accomplish your game. Smile and tell her it was really nice talking to her. Then turn and move three steps and no more, turn back and say, hey s……, let me ask you one thing, then say, “do you use the computer,”? When she says “yes” then you say; and the Internet and has an email? When she says yes, just remove your pen and diary and hand it to her and ask her to write down her email, so you can contact her at your spare time and you can both talk about each others place or whatever that pup-up, she will take it and start to write, when she is writing, be very watchful so that, when she reaches this section of her email address,” @” then you say and your number and name as well. What has happened here is that, you have behaved like, accepting to use the Internet and computer automatically gives you the right to her contact. If she happens to say, what do you want my contacts for? Tell her you know at times it very hard to reach people and deliver your message perfectly without interruption while on the phone, but with email, she will surely read and digest your message very well at her own time and privacy. Smile and say, catch you soon at my spare time. This is to let her know that, you are a man that manages times consciously, and at times you need your own space. Tell her, you wish she could wear something so sexy next time when you next meet like; the scent of deodorant she is wearing, dress, shoes, hair etc she is wearing. Women like to be noticed and appreciated. If she starts to ask another question, just say bye, please keep it for next time, I must answer that very same question when we next meet. Remind me when we meet if I forget. Keep in mind that as you keep saying these words, you are moving at the same time.

WHAT YOU ARE DOING HERE IS? BUILDING HER SUBCONSCIOUS MIND TOWARDS MEETING HER AGAIN FOR A NICE CHAT N FUN OR SIMPLY FOR SEX, IF THAT IS WHAT YOU WANT AND TO SHOW THAT YOU ARE VERY DIFFERENT FROM ALL THE OTHER 9,000,000 ASSHOLES.YOU HAVE ACTED VERY DIFFERENTLY WITHOUT BEING CLINGY.IS ATTRACTION A CHOICE BUDDY?

DATING HIGHLIGHTS STEP BY STEP TUTORIALS

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DATING HIGHLIGHTS AND COMMUNICATION WITH WOMEN.

When a man meets a woman he will like to know and to create and find a relationship, or a one night stand, you need to have a goal to make her feel and become personally involved so you can have her details. The whole basis of your relationship depends on you showing interest by asking meaningful questions that shows you will like to meet her again in the very near by future to know more about her. You must make it a priority to have her basic information. Be magic and her fun.

When you have introduced yourself to her, ask her name immediately and make sure you use her name time and time again when addressing her. Look for a common factor to relate to her, it could be a drink, piece of music, car, hobby, house décor, cloths, etc. The more attentive you are to a woman, the more she will like you. So, get her to relate and give her a good reason to trust you. Never forget that a sizzling and charming smile remains a great weapon to woo women. Always make sure, you blink one of your eyelids when sweet-talking to her for at least 3seconds and not more than 5seconds.

Before you conclude the conversation which may not last for more than five minutes, you must make sure there is available a means to get to reach to her at your spare time. This usually means getting her phone and email. In the world of today, almost everyone has at least an email account. Do not be afraid to find out if she is single and if she will be willing to hang out with you at your spare time. Be conscious of the tune of your language and body expressions. This is how to recognise and determine a woman’s body expressions;

EYE CONTACT:

Use eyes contact regularly when talking to women especially when you are saying something like, “I like you or fancy your dress, got a nice pair of shoe etc”. This will help to imprint your face in her mind and she will be feeling familiar and at ease. Your eyes are a woman’s focal point in deciding, so you it is you to decide what message you want women to project about you when you meet someone you fancy. Give a cheeky wink to the bird if she is gazing much into your eyes. Women use eyes as a main point of attention when flirting. Note that; dating is a game of flirting and seduction. If a woman plays with her hair while talking to you, it means, she is signalling that she is interested in you. Is this flirting or not? Dating is Very simple and easy stuff to follow and achieve your goals, okay. You cannot eat your cake and have it. It is a crime against nature to be without a woman and a crime against your own life and vice versa. Thank you.

If a woman sways her hips (makandi) while walking, it means that she is alerting of sexual availability.

If a woman makes faces with you, I mean winking and maintaining eye contact 2-3times;it means she wants you to approach her and start up a non-sexual conversation but let her know you are interested in meeting her again in the nearby future.

BODY LANGUAGE:

When a woman positioned her self-standing and ready to be approached, she will often stand with her legs slightly apart. Her arms could be at her back or by her side, on her pockets, on her hips or one hand holding a drink of any kind. She will look cool and calm, moving with calculated steps and feeling good about her self. Simply walk up her and strike up a conversation of any kind.

When a woman sits and crosses her legs, it is likely obvious that, a woman with dirty under wear will not do that. Therefore, she is saying that, “I am clean, sexy, nice skin, come over and talk to me”. Women cross their legs to be sexy, to show off her thigh is directly sending a message for an invitation. If she is leaning forward and or holding her knee, if she turns her body towards you when in a group, especially when you start to talk, it means she is interested in knowing more about you.

Here are common obvious flirting behaviours from women, that even you are not good at reading body language, you cannot go wrong if you notice some of these samples below.

She may look at you and send eyes crashing to the ground, or look at you and tilt her head one sided. It simplifies submission.

She may play with her hair, running her fingers through the hair and sending it backward. She may also straighten her cloths, wipe her shoe and rearrange the waist of her cloths. Rub her hand on her very own leg; touch her eyebrows, jewellery on the neck or ear etc.

These gestures indicate a desire to look attractive and to seduce. Women keep on communicating to men using various forms, but about 94% of men seem to have not a clue. Learn to observe and predict women at the time when you are talking to them to determine if they are in your game or not and hopefully, this book will help to identity and build up that missing part of your life. This is what I mean buddy;

Body language is all about non-verbal communication but behaviour that thrills. I think deaf people ought to be best in this field I guess. When you are about to walk up to a woman, what happens is, she simply judges your body expression and decide if she is going to like to you. If positive, then she is ready to listen and maybe take it forward or she will simply drop it like a tray of egg. To succeed in dating, I am placing emphasis in communication on the role of body language. When a woman is interested in knowing you further, she will unconsciously do some gestures with you and if you cannot understand, bang, bang, asshole, bye. So it is very vital to pay attention to women body language at all the time. You know it is quite palpable telling everything with words. So women exploit body language and launch such codes that many men seem to be clueless. I am going to help you with decoding future situations so that you never muck up again. Decoding now begins:

1. SHE TOUCHES THE EDGE OF A GLASS WITH HER FINGERS.

This is a sexual behaviour or sign. A lot of them systematically pet a glass in order to call your attention and many do deliberately. When you enter a bar, club and sees a blossoming bird touching and caressing her vodka or whatever it could be in the glass, do not think that she is expressing and/or enjoying her musicality. Instead of asking questions that maybe be seen as stupid, notice the way she is “playing her musical instrument”. Caressing-glass, elegant is a sign of intrinsic calmness, self-control and waiting. Simply sit by her and tease. Never mind, she could be with a boyfriend, she will warn you immediately. No qualms. So take a lead and be a good decision maker.

2. SHE SENDS HER FINGERS THROUGH HER HAIR.

A mature woman considers cleanliness as a very vital part of her day-to-day life. Clean and neat hair is as important to a woman as acceptable height, wide shoulders and biceps for a man. A lady that grooms her hair with high care is expressing that she is full of energy and feeling like doing some family-friendly thing. If you meet a woman and happens to notice that, she has groomed her hair, 2-3times,it means she love being conquered. Try to pick clues on how and from where she grooms the hair and you will notice her temperaments. If she is doing it slowly, it means she is a cunning expert in the art of love. Quick and nervy movements disclose signs of impatience or embarrassment.

3. SHE WETS HER LIPS AND BLINKS HER EYES.

It is being anticipated that when a woman wets her lips and blink her eyes very often, it is an absolute sign of sexual communication. The message here is that; she will not mind anything between her lips, I guess we all know it. Take note, when she lashes her eye lash very often, there the message is; “I do not mind taking control and making jokes, smiling wildly and telling funny stories myself”.

4. SHE DANCES WITH HER HANDS, HEAD AND BODY ON A SEAT.

Having gauged a woman’s face and body, it is appropriate and normal to watch her hands and head movement. Painted and well-groomed fingers and a well-groomed hairstyle are significant erotic signs. Sometimes she will be staring at her hands, which is signalling that, something is angering her and that she is not comfortable and maybe could be with you as well. If she beats the rhythm of the table, it means still the same as above. She is probably looking for the best way to get rid of you. Get rid of her instead and move-on.

Now that I have shown you how to recognise non-verbal female communication to approach and trigger their inner bellies, I would expect you to attend our online course for more inside strategies. To this, I am not bothered to take you behind the scene for a simple but technical way, which will take you hundreds if not millions of miles ahead of many of your friends and colleagues.

Humour is the greatest weapon that sends a “cool” message to a woman’s mind. If you can make a woman to laugh and have those great good feelings flowing throw her body, she will obviously like to know more and more about you and probably to meet you for whatever. If you are funny, cocky and unpredictable, you will probably have any woman you want in this world. However, getting women is not only humour. The way you smell and dress, body posture does have something to do as well. But, I tell you what, damn, no matter how you look, how rich you are, how handsome or ugly, you are five feet or seven feet tall, if you are self confident and humoured and can make a woman to laugh consistently, women will be kissing up to your “ass” all the time, wherever you maybe. Laughter boosts up the immune systems and the subconscious mind like some sort of electricity. Play eye tag with the bird you fancy, hold eye contact for 3seconds,and then look away before glancing back with a light-friendly smile. If she responds, then she will sure build up chemistry before you make a move to speak to her.

CREATING SEXUAL TENSION PLUS CHEMISTRY

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CREATING SEXUAL TENSION AND CHEMISTRY AT ALL TIMES.

Cuddles, kissing and romance are never taken into account by many men as a real weapon to woo women. Women consider and look at a kiss as another way of showing and making love. Cuddling a woman sends messages into her brain like a beam of light. Her subconscious mind will then accepts the message, and transmit it to her Brain, body and soul and the tension is immediately heightened and ready. Kissing and cuddling is the only secret to get physical, which makes a woman very vulnerable and more responsive to sex. It also takes you to another scene to appreciate her scent, smell, taste and feel. Their body knows what you are doing and it is very common with women that do enjoy great sex. This feeling then makes her to want to have sex with you. Knowing when to do all these things and when not to, then become very important. You do not like to be kicked to the kerb, yes, and you probably will not be comfortable if you attempt to kiss her and she snubs or turns off her head. To get to this level, be attentive and vigilant.

When chatting to a woman that you fancy, be watchful and vigilant towards her body language. Listen to her voice tune and determine either to continue or not. Remember, if a woman is not laughing or smiling with you, then your chances of success are 0%. To help this, imitate her style of communication and this will make her see something common about the two of you. Speak slowly, sexily, and soft. However, if she is hilarious with you, keep it up and make a lot of jokes to make her laugh but on different occasions and not one after the other. Keep a close record of her vocabulary, as it sometimes describes the things she may like, and try to make sure you apply her vocabulary within your own sentences. Her subconscious mind will immediately trigger her “senses of similarity” and she will be feeling that, there is actually something common between the two of you. What I am saying here is that, you should create a connection for a woman to feel connected to you at all time. Always avoid disagreeing with a woman at the start of a relationship. When a woman is feeling close and connected, she starts to feel to want to trust you and be more willing to say “yes” to you whenever you ask her out or for her contact details. You need to know and build up a few skills on how to make a woman feel connected and how to create chemistry. Keep in mind, you have nothing to loose at all, even when she is not interested in you. The fact is, you most let a woman you are interested in know that, you are interested in knowing her further. You can do this by constant eye-to-eye contact with her,(3-5seconds maximum) giving her a nod, a smile and if she responding to either of this, it means she is ready to talk to you. This is known as non-verbal communication. Move up to her at once without hesitation to start up a verbal communication now. Do not move away your eye contact until she does so, as you walk up to her. Walking up to her confidently portrays that you are a self-assured gentleman and all you need is to say something to make her laugh or smile and break the ice. She will show approval by likely smiling back, wink an eye, raise her eyes brows or tilt her hair. For her to recognise your own chemistry, is when you have received acknowledgement from her and starts behaving subconsciously and making subtle body movements. At this point, you the man concern, you may not even be aware of your actions but the women will likely notice it. This behaviour is usually a sign of anxiety to meet her and talk her home if need be. Women find it very attractive when they notice you feeling for them and a sign that you are interested in knowing her. The best of all is when they are being swept away unexpectedly.

Women gauge their relationships on how well they relate to the man concern. There most be some sort of emotional involvement to make a woman feel related and closer to you. A woman is very concern about how you make her to feel towards you and interacting with her. Let her to know the basics of what you like and dislike, ask her questions and answer her questions as well. Let her know how much you know about women and tell her what makes you different from the others in a sexy posh tune. Offer personal opinions and this will make her to feel closer to you and she will move to a more personal conversation. Ask her how she feels s about her work, or if in a gym, talk about gym, you may say, how much you admire her for taking good care of her body. Tie in your feelings to any facts she may bring forth. Remember that, to see her again all rely on you, making her to feel very comfortable and trust towards you and showing emotions, you therefore must tease and make her laugh and feel valued and respected. The main goal of a conversation is to get her details and trigger attraction. You will find icebreakers ready to use at any occasion as you proceed. We call ‘em “pick-up lines”.

ATTRACTION IS NOT A CHOICE BLOW HER MIND-TUTORIALS

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ATTRACTION HAS NO LIMIT AND NEVER A CHOICE

Most men fail to realise that, if a woman is treated accordingly, really treated correctly, her love knows no boundaries. When a woman loves, it becomes very deep in her heart and mind, deeper than anything you could ever think or imagine of. Your woman must be hinted to know and consequently feel that “she is queen not only when she is below 40yrs and on the bed only. As you are in position needing my intervention to get you out from this “shit”, the vicious cycle of subconscious mind failure to achieve real love and a sound relation, I am going to show you how to engage your woman’s, body, soul and mind. This is how it works;

While holding her hands and gazing straight into her eyes, cuddling her and sweet talking, being funny and cocky in a nice and not arrogant way, is virtually what more women often want, a passionate man able to encounter her subconscious minds with fiery passion and humour. You have to be a man at all times, be in control in a nice way, be fun to be with and most of all, be a kind of “magic”. A woman will be charmed when you say and do things to her, her dreams has not revealed to her yet. So the main magic comes in when the man stops talking and takes action, so start on your way to action now. Take it physical rather verbal, women have sexual desires that most be satisfied. This is nothing from a man that will be there when she needs him.

A woman wants a man to listen, appreciate and inspire her fiery little world. She wants a man that will be able to take away all her distractions and communicate fluently, verbally and physically. A man with a personality of undivided attention, one that knows what life is all about and can contribute successfully. Not a man that will finish her sentences for her cut her off, shout over her. I tell you what; she wants someone that will sit next to her, able to listen and contribute in turns. Not a man that all the times tries to infringe her rights to talk and decision sharing. So good communication is key to a long lasting relation. A relationship is about creating a bond that will allow the exchange of ideas, information and bits and pieces of individuals’ life, with the aim of dropping down trivial issues and looking at the challenges ahead with a sense and feeling of oneness. Women fancy a man that is at the top at his game, be it, running an office, cooking beans, fathering kids or taking care of a real woman. “Every woman longs to hold a man in her arms as he gazes up at her. Be it for what reason, every woman wants to be looked-up by her man who affirms with actions that she is all to him, the world at large. “Love comes from mutual understanding and respect”. Your woman wants you to show real love by helping her to free from society’s bondage. She wants you to know that, what ever happens to you has a direct effect on her and as such she can always stand in the rain for you. Nevertheless, if you do not understand how to help, listen, alleviate some of the stress surrounding her, your sex life will be in chaos.

Some relationships suffer because the woman has misunderstood and or misinterpreted the man far too long. This is because many of you are unaware of the body language you pose. Many times we men say things meaning different in our own minds, but in dating language, a woman looks at you as being aggressive and ignorant and she cannot stand to tell you all these things. A woman wants a man that will stand by her no matter what happens not a man that is clingy and always suspicious. Trust your woman and do not nag her. She will learn from you to hold trust sacred.

Tease her, and then please her at the same time. Nothing pleases a woman more a man who is good tease. Women like inconspicuous display of affection from a man that is game for a chase. She wants her man not be scared to keep a romantic note, gaze into her eyes, cuddle her and even snug her when she wants it without her saying a word. Women love men who can work on their sex appeal and have intelligent- funny and cocky conversation with them the next minute while keeping his masculinity in tact. This will carry away the woman’s mind and later on body and soul. Women love it when you do little for them like making coffee in the morning, greeting her by the door and allowing her the opportunity to take charge and as well as her own space at times. Women become helpless and seriously turned on when they know that their man is faithful, loyal, one who can be in a room with 70 other women and will only focus his attention on her. It is simple; she wants you to be the centre of her attention and compatible contributor to the drama. This is why I am continually saying; we have got to be conscious of the body language we pose. Work on it to give it a boast and firm.

Many men do not know how to make sex on the bed, know where the G-spot is situated, know how to treat a woman on the bed, 2 seconds sex, not aware of the importance of foreplay, etc. This will trigger her feelings towards you immediately and that, you are confident talking about sexual relations, as it is a good thing. This wills possibly transition into the operations chambers more naturally and friendly. However, be very cautious of sexual harassments, as some of them are freaks in many ways.

Many women suffer from lack of self-confidence no matter the degree. They worry about their hair, dressing, size, weight, and imperfection, shape and in fact everything. When a lot of these beautiful women stay for weeks, months and years without the right person approaching them, they panic and feel like, they are not beautiful enough, sexy, pretty and so on. This is part of their life style from creation. Therefore, you have to give her assurances every now and then but not in a monotonous way.

Beautiful women become very worried when they get into the bedroom, because they do not just want a “pussy thief” Reassure her, you are sleeping with her because you want her. Believe me, after sex, she will start to feel very close and attracted to being with you for more and more and for more and more sex. This, to her is no contract but an obligation and a way of true life if you are living together. She does not want you to leave or date another woman and she wants you to treat her all the time like the first day of contact. Treat her with fairness and care. Be a good listener and have enough time to spend with her and not with your family or friends. If you are not ready for this, PLEASE, do not use my wisdom to break their feelings and hearts. Let her know, you will enjoy going to places together in the future, trying new things and of course do not talk about marriage even if she does. You are not obliged to give an answer to every question she may ask. Do not be submissive at anytime at all. Never be arrogant as well, because women are always very suspicious of men unless you prove your self to be different from others. So if you cannot say something nice, I think, you had better be mute, so that she can drop you from her list as soon as possible. Treat her, as you will like to see others treat you. Be human, honest, charming and sweet-talking, caring and loving. Let her know, you enjoy talking to her and that you will like to enjoy more time with her. People have a tendency to blow off others who approach them seeking what is known as rapport. When you approach in a neutral and friendly way like this, they can’t figure out what’s going on, so what will happen is that, she will stick around until she can determine what is taking place. Before she can actually make out, it’s too late, you are already in, and have delivered you’re your game and Hooked her before she ever knows what wisdom heated her.

THE DATING GAME.DO NOT BE AGAINST THE GAME OR ELSE THE GAME WILL BECOME AGAINST YOU-TUTORIALS

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CHAPTER 3:

The “game” of dating and seduction.

I feel very confident that many of you may have heard of the proverb “smooth runs the water where the brook is deep”. Fair enough, that’s what women want from you. Stop being predictable, stalker and surprise the woman you fancy. However, the secret here is that, women like to be flattered. They know that you are flattering and it is what they want. Surprise them with romance. Tell them, they look exotic, glamorous and sexy eyed etc; say, you can’t stop gazing into her eyes with a seductive smile and tune. You can also be lyrical, recall a great piece of love lyrics as a reference. Take a quick notice of all that she wears and use either of them to tease her in a playful manner. Tell her she has a wonderful blouse, trouser, coat. Then, support it with a simple question, like; what is it made from? When she tells you, then say, really, and send your hand to touch and feel the texture of the material. When you have felt it, say, it looks good like it could be a good referee under your pillows like a referee in a football match (remember, after ejaculation, she has to tidy up, so the referee under the pillow refers to that rag you keep under the pillow for cleaning-up, ahahahahahhaah). However, the most important thing is good timing. You need to know when to say what and when not to. Don’t worry buddy, I have revealed it.

This book will serve as a reference of your lifetime to charm almost any woman of your choice. Remember, “a quitter never wins and a winner never quits” The way, you seduce a woman depends on what you want. It is equally the same like women seducing idols like Mick Tyson, David Beckham, Will Smith, etc. Therefore, you need to put down a drawing with illustrations and targets of women. The type and how you are going to approach individual situation. “Failing to prepare is preparing is fail” Please do not put your self in this situation. Obviously, we all want a beautiful woman in our lives. Believe me bud no woman is ugly. “Beauty lies on the eye of the beholder”. Figure out what kind of woman you are looking for and use this book to draw your personal plan, from seeing her until her blouse is a referee in your house/flat or wherever. DO NOT FORGET THAT THERE IS AN ONLINE COURSE. If a woman responds to your flirting then she will respond to your sexual demands. When she starts to respond, you begin to treat/talk her the same like when you and your mates used to hang in the parks at the ages of 3-5.Laugh, tell stories and play with each other. Put this in your mind, 75% of women are desperate for sex-eat-up, sex-eat-up, sex-eat-up, and sex. Nevertheless, I tell you what, not with any man except they go drunk. If you are a good player, after you have finished recording these words of wisdom of the Lord dating consultant, Stanley Mathew into your brains, I will presume that, you will be in need of a “private Urologist consultant”. Let her know you are comfortable in your own body and by behaving and talking to her.

Women hate being considered cheap cargo. They cannot just give in that cheap, even if they want you desperately. So don’t give-up and don’t stalk her. They need more attention, more lead-time. Do not tell her directly” I want you to be my friend, I love you, I like you etc because you will embarrass her”. Instead, give her hints, be unpredictable and a real monkey to be with. Build anticipation and hint her, you intend to take the relation forward. Then start showing her, attention by feeling and behaving very close and related to her. Never ask a woman for a kiss or hug, you want to kiss, ”kiss”, you want to hug, ”hug”. This has to be like some sort of drama. Put this in ya mind bud, “you are talking to a woman and making her laugh, she is hanging there with you and friends or whatever, when you let her know, you think she can be prettier and attractive, then move immediately closer to her toe2toe, gazing into her eyes and imagining how you could hold her dieing on your arms and watch at what she is going to do. Very amazing, ahahahahhaha” Be very confident about your body at all the time, because women are aware, your prick could be very sensitive when facing a hole it want desperately or for fun. If it happens, she will know, therefore you must turn it to a joke immediately. She will either want to cuddle, hug or kiss you. Buddy, say to her, ohhhhhhhhh noooo, pretty angel, not so soon. Look and read at the look on her face, “oh no, he can’t just say this to me”. While you maintain eye contact, take her into your body and arms, without waste of time and run the tips of your fingers of the right hand, from her neck down to her waste for about 5seconds,then remove her from your body and maintain holding her both arms and appreciating her for smelling just amazing. Accuse her for having hugged you a lot and that because she sent her hands round you, look at your self and say; you have become very small and as such she is gotta cook some food for you or simply take it any direction of your choice. You will be amazed and stoned at how she will behave. Most of her seductive language most be returned to her.

This form of drama is leading to romantic physical interaction and attraction. It is clear, if a woman feels nothing from you, she will not waste her time talking and laughing with you, understood dude? Always remember that, women enjoy being flattered. When she feels flattered and appreciated, she becomes very vulnerable and if you trigger her, sexual senses sensually, she starts to feel horny straightaway. However, she’s still not feeling secure because she does not know you. There are a couple of reasons that hold women back and we all know that, which includes, she does not know you yet, she wants to know if you know what you want and where you are leading her, she wants to test and see if you could be able to protect her, and you can also read her body language to detect her doubts, hint her you know her doubts and burst a little bit into your knowledge of the issues. She will then start to feel related and close to you. If you are interested in taking her into the operation chambers, then hint her you also know some of the reasons women don’t just wanna go to bed with any man and pause, take note, the reason is you want her to turn her feelings to channel 6, “this is her, jejejejejej, tell me”. The trick is you are building her confidence and pulling her subconscious mind to a direction of your choice. You are in control.

डेट IN SPACE

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RANDOM MEETINGS.

This is the best of the best, I tell you buddy. Believe me, random meeting is where you are ready for anything, anywhere anytime. This will lead to surplus successes. Take a walk in the city centre or hang around in the park on Saturday and Sunday afternoons. Play the “tourist” and take a camera with you, if you do not have one, borrow or buy even a cheap disposable one with you. If you happen to see someone you admire and fancy to be your friend, simply turn to her and ask her if she would mind being your personal photographer? Tell her to take a photo of you,(you have as a stranger). Then immediately hand the camera to her, show where you want the card maybe in front of a show place or fountain, and in a way that only you appears in the picture and not the background. She will rather freak and say something like “what?” or “what do you mean?” Walk up to her and ask her to take position so you can show her what you mean. Photo-snapshot her, and promise to send her the card. Hand back the camera to her, take position again this time and tell her to do the same as you did. It is time to take her contact now, simply take out your diary/paper and pen, and hand it to her to write her address or telephone for you to contact her when the cards are ready. Women always like to collect such pictures unfailingly. Remember that dating is a game. Meeting a woman unexpectedly is the best way. Go to church if you are one, walk to the shops, and take different routs at all time, from and to work. Stop at super markets, for a bottle of coke or Fanta. Always make sure, you are clean beginning from inside. When you meet with a woman, start a conversation from eventually anything but never talk about dating and love except you have a special plan and expertise. It is a great way to expose your self and get to know many people while making friends and contacts. Take it as an adventure and you will meet and know many women. Join clubs and associations. If you do drive, another adventure is to drive to airports, coach stations or anywhere outside your town at your spare time. Stop any glamorous sexy lady that comes your way, if you can, ask for assumed (directions) street names or whatever, as an opener. Attend football matches, fairs, cosmetic shops, etc. When you sit down and put all the venues together, you will be able to identify, the likes of your dream woman and probably the best venue to approach a real match. Here is another secret, dating women is the same like driving a car. If you apply the process of driving car to dating, you will always have any princess of your choice. Work it out.

Here is your daily assignment until you meet miss right:

1.Get a pen and paper.

2.Write down all you want from a woman.

3.Write down the complete process of having a car.

4.Start from hard work to saving money, then purchasing.

5.Then sorting out paper work.

6.Opening, sitting and igniting the engine, setting it on motion.

7.lastly the control of gear systems and steering wheel.

8.GO OUT AND APPLY IT TO DATING.AHAHAHAH.(mbut-man)

Remember, women are very choosy because they have learnt from past and present mistakes. A woman wants somebody who feels comfortable about himself and being with her. Play with her, make her laugh and be honest at all the time. Be a conversation starter. Someone with a goal, ambition and can treat her to reach maximum love. Do not worry, I will be teaching on how to love in other chapters to come. Many have mistaken great sex for love, ahahahahahhahahahahahaha. Now is the time for you to open your mind to swallow the unadulterated benign reality about how to invoke a date, tease, rock and love a woman, what women want from men and how they expect you to treat them.

MEETING WOMEN IN COFFEE SHOPS AND WHY.-TUTORIALS

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COFFEE SHOPS.

This is where many women get themselves drugged with caffeine from coffee and tea. It makes you feel more active. This caffeine stimulates the mind and creates a sense of happiness and relaxation. Believe it or not, no woman will go to sit in a coffee shop if she not feeling “cool” about her self. Women are always aware of who they are, especially when still single. They dress sexily, not to purposely seduce, but simply as the way they feel and wanna be. Many women are aware of their dressing when they meet with other women than men. We have researched and reached at that; women become more receptive and relax towards male approaches when having coffee and in a coffee shop. It is very simple; invite her to your table. Many women that frequent coffee shops are into full time jobs and consequently 90% will be from the area. Have a simple conversation, take her contact and from there, you can plan to take it to the next level.

IS ONLINE DATING A SOLUTION?TUTORIALS

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ONLINE AND DATING AGENCIES.

This is another growing media for those of you who are workaholics, You with limited time to go out there and interact with the opposite sex world. Nevertheless, it can be great to take this route if it is affordable and worthwhile. What I know is, you have to spend if not too expensive. Forget completely about dating hot lines and classified personals. I believe that it is better to interact with someone in person before you could decide if she is up to your needs and desire. If the chemistry of attraction is being invoked and triggered properly, the results are clear, there and then. However, remember that women often tease and freak at the same time. However, there are uncountable numbers of online dating groups, with the opportunity to see the photos of other members. You an also chat, exchange cards and get to know each other. The Internet has become the centre of dating in recent years. Take your bullets with you online and start to shut. While online, you say what you like and you are opportune to think well while on a chat room, before responding. It is a great way to learn to ignite sexual chemistry. Nevertheless, do not forget that, face-to-face meeting at first sight remains the Ultimate. When you read this book to the end and attend our online courses, you will become a great genius and you can do what you like with women of your choice anywhere and at anytime. You will master how to invoke drama to charm.

MEETING WOMEN IN SUPERMARKETS AND SHOPPING MALLS-TUTORIAL

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SUPERMARKETS, SHOPPING MALLS

Every family and individuals have got those necessities that will send them to the shopping mall at least once a week. Women like going to clean and nice places, and thus are expecting to meet and make nice friends. This is certain; women that have boy friends will undoubtedly invite them to go shopping with them on a weekend. That is the purpose of being together. When single women go out to shop, they dress sexily and sizzling. This is a great chance to communicate to many diversified persons, that, “she is needy and lonely”. How many of you can understand the timing? It is very simple, simply walk up to her or push your trolley closer to hers, smile and say something about either of the products in the shop or simply ask a question of your like. It is very important to say a thing that will make her to laugh and talk to you in return. Then, carry on to the next level, relating not necessarily or respectively to what she said, do this;

Smile a sizzling smile and tell her your name and initiate shaking hands, and she will tell you hers, ask her if she is from around, whatever her response, comment on her sexy gorgeous gown, blouse, hair, handbag or whatever you notice, she will say, “thank you”. Then in a funny, cocky and sexy lyrical tune, ask her what she is thanking you for and end by saying, or is she thanking you for having recognised her exotic (whatever) while maintaining direct eye contact and wearing a charming smile. She may say “what” in disbelief and start to laugh. Immediately she is laughing, wear a serious face like, you have not said anything and say bye to her, like you are frightened (pick a line and trigger on her e.g. are you sure you are not a microwave because you make my heart melt), start going and if she does not ask you to come back, turn on your 4^th step, walk back to her, tell her you want to get back to know her, maybe you could be good friends or whatever, tell her she portrays a good personality and if not because your time is limited, you would have spent sometime laughing together. Finally, ask her if she has a fax number, if not, then ask her this very question “Then what is the best channel of connecting to you, mobile or e-mail? “She is forced to take one option, any option she opts for, simply remove a pen and diary and hand it to her, without hesitation, saying “write it here for me” and (there she writes), well done buddy. It takes maximum 5minutes and no more to chat up a lady. There you are gone.

Remember that, talking to a woman, you will like to date, your voice must sound charming and with style (sexy).Most engaging speakers modulate their voices and whatever they say, becomes lyrical and like a song. Be creative and funny. Many of the women you find within your city shopping mall live there. Always remember that, not every person goes to bars and clubs, maybe because of religion or whatever the reason maybe. Nevertheless, everyone must go shopping. Therefore, your chance of finding and making success through shopping is outstanding and overwhelmi

CHAPTER 2-WHERE TO FIND WOMEN AND HOW TO START UP A CONVERSATION

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WHERE TO FIND AND APPROACH WOMEN.

There is no specific place to meeting women. Meet them anywhere at any time and any place except in the cemetery. Everywhere, beautiful single woman is surrounding single tongue-tight-men. These women want you to talk to them. However, men fail to see and realise. It is very frustrating to those poor women out there. However, not every woman will suit your taste and vice versa. Take every opportunity to meet and talk to a new woman, be it in the nightclub, bar, street, Hospital, Shop, Super market, Shopping mall, school, just to name a few. You know what, you owe it to your self to get out there, ready with your bullets and start firing. Some of these women may not have anything common with you and it does not mean you want to go out and or date them. Normally being prepared means, having prepared your various “openers” to match different situations and or occasions.

Here we shall be looking at those specific targets that attract single ladies and woman and ways to make your self like a piece of diamond within women. I bet, you are, loving this opportunity. Yes, you will have the opportunity to meet your life target if you keep to this book all the time of your life. In this chapter, we are giving you the opportunity to see how different forms of approach, venues can enhance your ability to meet and date a woman of your choice.

BARS AND NIGHT CLUBS.

Bars and night club is a famous venue for hunting women. Women like clubbing and bars because that is where, they own the opportunity to drink, advertise their sexiness by dancing, get pissed and be ready for anything. The least interesting thing you say to them when pissed, they laugh, smile, cuddle and even kiss you. In either places, you will find that some women never dance, “they are shy and looking to pick-up on the least opportunity available”. So, try going to bars and clubs for your chances. Preferably, bars that is not noisy. While in the nightclub, feel free to invite a lady you fancy to dance with you and you could still invite her for a cool chat outsight the club. You must be able to walk up to a woman, start up a sexy conversation to trigger her emotions if you are going to pick up. By sexy conversation I mean your tonality in the first place has to be somewhat lyrical and with firm. Let us say, you have identified some girls sitting together, bundled-up yourself to their table after the initial eye contact and say something like; “Hey guys, I am sorry for being so late, hit, what a hell of traffic to get here, how much have you guys taken yet so I can catch up the pace.” To your target, say, “I want a drink, get it for me and give her the money straight-away”. This is call an “opener” Let your body language portray a happy and confident personality. A woman will know and decide if she is going to meet and date you, as soon as you begin to approach to talk to her. It is clear that you will be nervous if not shy, but that’s the only way out. I could start up a conversation with a hottie, in a bar or nightclub as easy and simple as teasing her and making fun of her." Here’s another little tip on opening up a conversation. If you use an opinion/directions opener, it’s also imperative to have a funny follow-up story to go with it, so you can kind of role into your game naturally and technically while she is still interested in having laugh. Believe me, they like exotic things, venues and scenarios that are filled with फुं"।(But what is fun in mind of a woman?)

START A SIMPLE CONVERSATION LIKE THIS ONE BELOW

ME-Excuse me, mmmmmmm, the Champaign, oh no no, can I ask you a question?

HER; Go on,

ME; what makes of Champaign do you have here or the best quality available? (Knowing she does not work there still)

HER; Sorry, I do not work here darling

ME; Wow, your attire made me feel like you work here because where I come from in New York, in bars or clubs, they dress like you, “like bratty clad and sometimes in sexy bikinis”. You look really fabulous and indeed gorgeous. Anyway, my name is B…a pleasure to talk to you

HER; Me too, I am Hailey

ME; Hailey, you see the problem is that, I am a shy guy but getting over it now and I am enjoying it.

HER; what are you talking about? You do not look shy to me at all

ME; Are you not a shy person even when you meet someone that freaks your feelings?

HER; No I am never shy at all.

ME; Yeah, you look self confident, wearing a fabulous smile and shy-less appearance, really.

HER; It all depends on how someone opens up and on the situation as well, not letting go body language.

ME;Jejejejejejejejej, that’s true and also how comfortable you are made to feel, isn’t true? Yeah, I can see what you are saying in your eyes, so at least you are comfortable here, I see.

HER; what makes you feel you are shy? I do not see that in you.

ME; Wow, really It means I am not shy towards you because I am enjoying talking you and not feeling any shyness. However, my pleasure talking to you. I was sitting over there with my friends before I noticed you, if you would not mind, tell your friends to come sit with us and we can have some fun together if they are really fun to be with, like you.

HER; Oh, yeah, no problem, and she is about to go and bring her friends to our table.

ME; Hailey wet before you go, do not tell them so early that you will be going to my place with me to run your fingers through my back. (The trick here is that, if a woman is not interested in you, she will not spend her time talking to you in a club).

HER; She hit me on the shoulder, laughing and saying, “you sound too much for me”

ME;Jeehehhehehe, that’s sexual harassment Hailey. Did you mean I am not too much for you to handle, she stared at me and continued laughing towards her friends with her face already turned into red.(As simple as you see here is the same, so do the same as you have learnt).

LEARN SEXUAL AND FLIRTING TECHNIQUES.HAVE SEX WITH MANY WOMEN AS YOU LIKE

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What kind of person do you want to be seen as, my friend? A man that is seen as a failure by all women due to poor body language, panic and or fear of relevantly nothing than fear of enjoyment? I am very serious; it is very shameful to be afraid to approach people of the opposite sex. It is through anger that I have decided to break out the secrets of dating. My collaborators and I gained the quality of “WORLDS NO 1 DATING GURUS” through, the ability of approaching women and talking to them with confidence like our junior sisters, bratty clad and friends indeed. Making them to know we feel confident enough with them and would enjoy being with them on another occasion if not to find out if they really can fit into our type and we can make them our friends and get to do a lot of nice things together. So the better you feel confidently about yourself, the more women will recognise you and respond to you when you approach them. Confidence will be recognised by every woman when you approach her, if you do not portray a good and charming body language, then this is the time to take action. This is how we do, we will simply just walk up to the most beautiful woman we meet and start up a conversation. While conversing, we monitor how they feel about talking to us to understand how to better up each move. This is known as “self esteem and confidence”. It portrays how you feel about yourself. I would advice here that you watch the movies of “James Bond” “Hitch-date doctor by Will Smith” and learn how he speaks and behave with women. You have to be able to watch this movie and improve your personality towards women, improve your weaknesses by rejecting those opportunities of rejection. Even when you encounter rejection, never take it personal. You need to understand how human beings react to certain body (uncertain) languages and style of approach, which you will be learning in your next chapters. When you know what women are always looking for in men, how their minds operate, then you will be successful with them. Last but not the least, “you must know your inner self” to achieve full status. Knowing your self includes programming your subconscious mind away from failure and rejection.

Being a good player in the field is not a one days job. Constant training, commitment, enthusiasm and collaboration lead to perfection. Go now, and start talking to women, even if it means stopping them to ask for directions that do not exist, or street names or whatever. No woman will sue you for chatting her up, nor will she smack or hurt you. When in the field, there are only two things to expect to come out, that is, “success or failure” Remember, the more you practise, the greater your chances of success with women and particularly to your desire. I know many of you are funny and cocky, but in a different way that at times kills any further possibility of meeting women. Get into your laboratory, put together your components (funny+ cocky+ honesty), then go to the field and apply it. It is no miracle but the reality. It will bring you out from that melancholy if you do not tent to be a schmooze. But do not be supercilious. Always remember that, even the woman you look upon as average is being stopped and approached, flirted with and picked up by loads of men in general. So when you are about approaching a woman, keep in mind that, she has heard eventually all sorts of pick-up lines and it is therefore your sole responsibility to be different and outstanding. When you meet a woman that you fancy, please stop thinking about the following and will sweet-talk her without many crises; “what if she has a boyfriend or is married” “what if she happens to say something to someone about me having tried to date her and was kicked to the kerb” “what if she is not interesting and says something that sucks and hurts”? All these questions lead you no way at all. The game is in your court at the moment.

It really sucks to admit that, about 85% of men are women’s ass kissers. This happens in many cases when a man becomes weak and is scared that his woman might get upset and leave. Instead when a man starts to behave this way, it is probably true that “she” will leave. Women are fun of teasing men and this has been going-on for generations upon generations. As such when a woman whines, the man say’s, oh shit, she’s started being ridicule again and could leave as such, “the man is ready to do anything she wants at this moment, without even looking at the pros and cons. This is really very, very bad for you and as well as the woman and the relationship in its entirety. The solution to this issue is that, you must not dance to any tune to please a woman, and rather call them on all issues and messed-ups behaviour the same as you to your friends, sister, family. Use the tune that you would like to be used on you well. Make fun of her insecurities and tease her in a cocky but funny and playful way. Women are interested in a man that has a definition to cleanliness, makes enough money to earn a living and is different from the other 99millions.You have to be a challenge, cocky, honest, confident in your own self first, and in control. If you can challenge her constantly in addition and does not kiss up to her ass, she will be charmed by this attitude than the rest.

Now that you have read this page, be goal oriented, have a plan and passion on how you will want to build your life as you get your dating bullets in the next chapter. Take a deep breath, feel relax and face the world.

DATING INTELLIGENT WOMEN-LESSON FIVE

2007-03-30T17:58:00.000-07:00

STARTING TO DATE INTELLIGENT AND MATURE WOMEN

With your starter, you are simply just dowsing to trigger attraction somewhere around or within. In the course of this, if the chemistry is there, you will not need to be told. You will see for yourself how the lady is giggling. However, if she does not seem interested, drop it and continue ahead buddy. In this case, you need something appropriately right, provocative to get her talking but in a subtle manner that will let her off the hook if she is not that interested really. Never mind about awkward silence; the fact is, if she does not move, then, you simply just need to say the right thing and get her fangs out of control. You will be stunned and amaze at how things will change, if you can make her to laugh. Make a specific comment in relation to the venue or occasion. If you are in supermarket, walk up and say; hi, I was to come over and talk to you when I noticed you as you bypassed me, but had to finish what I was about to accomplish, however what’s your name? I am….,then, pause for her to tell you her name. Address her by her name, as you give your views about a particular commodity. But be careful not to weigh in like a debater with your opinion, just float your view point and turn it into a question as a starter of this manner; “is that perfume or body lotion great or what”? She will surely respond to you. Ask her the type she wears and compliment that she smells good if not sweet. This is say, you need to be creative if not poetic, have great charm and this can be built practically into any human being. Believe me buddy; you will be stunned at what you will arrive at. This book will help you to be capricious for the rest of your life.

Act as if you know her from somewhere. Recall a few of the best and exotic place you have been to and walk up to a lady in the room and say; hey, did you attend Harvard university or what ever you like to bluff about. If she says no, pause for a while in disbelief and say; where are you from or are you just from around? Human nature being what it is, she will start asking you places you have been to, the kind of nightclubs and other social gatherings and stuff like that, to try to find out where you may have meet her.

YOU; I do not know if anyone has ever said this to you before but I found something seemingly really exotic about you and pause.

HER; so what do you do?

YOU; Look at me, think because you look smart and make a guess. I bet, if I tell you will not believe.

HER; What? Solicitor or something? Oh no tell me please.

YOU; I practice, celebrity hypnotics and magic.

HER; What’s that?

YOU; You mean my job? I do tell a lot of things just looking into people’s palm, help celebrities to hypnotise the public, gain more firm, then say; let’s have a go at your palm. Hold her hand, gaze into it and say that, “the lines show she is a very interesting person to be but with a hidden side from many men”. Then whisper to her ear, “keep this a secret between I and you because I have discovered you”.

HER; Ahahaha jejejejejejejejje(this mean she is into your game.)

Compliment on her attire including hairstyle but avoid talking about beauty. When you walk up, simply say; hey, nice pair of trousers, while smiling and she will say; thanks you. Then you say; hey babe, I have just met you and you start with thank you compliments? Smile and say; look I am not going home with you, I am not so cheap you know. Alternatively, if you are that in a complete loss of what to say walk up, say hi, you look like a real challenge, or so are we going out or what? And smile while gazing into her eyes and she will start the talking her self. It is that simply buddy. Then say; however, let me ask you a question; my friend and I were arguing about something and finally I came to the conclusion that, we do need a female’s perspective. My friend said, when a man meets a lady he will like to make friends with, he should request for her telephone number and I was of the opinion that, men should take emails instead of telephone numbers if not both, and my reason being that; it is really hard to reach people nowadays by phone and with email, you have enough time to put together all your poor might together until you become familiar with one another and stuff like that. But do you really think that men really know what women want?

THE LAW OF AFFRIRMARIOTION APPLIED IN DATING-LESSON FOUR

2007-03-30T17:54:00.000-07:00

THE LAW AND POWER OF AFFIRMATION.LESSON FOUR

An affirmation is about building and maintaining your sub conscious mind towards positivism that you consciously choose or decide to immerse in your consciousness to deliver wanted outcome. What I mean is that, everything you need to know about better dating is within you. These commandments and words of wisdom of Dating Guru, Lord Stanley Mathew is the embodiment of procedures that will create a far more awareness of your inner self and what is already in your subconscious and thereby triggering and tracking what is missing from you that makes you what you are now. The results will move through your body like electricity, in a speed of light-like manner. I am not having any qualms that many men are afraid of social contacts and especially terrified of women. I know that you know your problem as well, but still you cannot get out from it. Believe it or not, self-esteem is the crucial element in your capacity for fulfilment of your desires. There work with what I will be giving to you until it is assimilated, you will not only discover the results quickly in your dating lifestyle, but in all areas of your life and family. It is only when you are having a good relationship with your self and inner self, that you will be able to automatically have a good relation with others. The soul attracts that which the mind harbours. The mind then receives it and stores it within your thought structure. The mind programs itself all the time towards how you feel about your self and keeps reminding your sub conscious mind towards that direction. The mind operates like a graphic equalizer, so set it to your taste of desires now. Feel good about your self and your mind will reprogram itself and the “law of feeling good” will attract the person that has harmony with your thought structure. By the universal law of attraction, someone will respond to the mental vibrations you exude.

You can create a perfect relationship by sitting down making a list of what you want in a relation and the nature of the relation. Be it short term, long term or time will tell. Invoke and meditate on them. Imagine the kind of person you want for a relationship and imagine having a good laugh together with that person. Because, these are the words of wisdom, someone will come into your life just as you imagine provided you really are serious and willing for it to happen. Thinking alone creates and triggers an inner vibration that inevitably attracts that which is in its focus. If you are already in a relationship, it makes absolutely no difference; the very same procedures will work for you. Visualise and picture these positive divine sacred qualities coming out in your partner and your partner will soon develop and become as you imagine. The universal mind is one and it is everywhere at the same time and in all things. So the difference between you and others is simply illusionary. We all are vibrating and in different frequencies and levels. Raise you and you will be able to attract people on higher and higher levels and frequencies. Believe me, what you are willing to accept comes your way straight away. If you want loneliness, you will probably have it. If you want to share a sizzling sweet and fabulous life with some special, real, honest and caring, that’s exactly what you are having, buddy. Happiness can only come your way, when your life gives you what your mind is willing to accept. Therefore take responsibility for the thoughts you choose to think regarding women, life and dating. You can bring people into your life that you like with your thoughts. We are all interrelated, so you do not have to search for long and apply a lot of effort. A successful relationship is based upon one being nourished simply by the others presence. That is all. What you need is simply to make it an interesting game and set up some agreements. Be careful not be caught in the rules. Change your rules as many times as it fits into your taste. Negotiation is all that you need to do. Now, are you alone and getting frustrated all the time? Are you depressed and confined? Are you lonely because your wife left you, an experience of rejection, feelings of guilt, scared of approaching and talking to women, don’t you know what has gone wrong, don’t you feel attractive, don’t you know what to say when with a woman? Does it keep recurring in your mind? Are you simply just nervous? Do you feel hopeless, lost, forgotten and like puuh? Ahahhahhahaha, the answer is in your mouth. So put your foot in your mouth. However, I have only come in to beat out that shit thinking and character out of you and finally to suck out that shit which had been a vicious cycle of pain, frustration, depression and schizophrenia. Because you need to know how to go about with relations to; attract your ideal match; eradicate those feelings of rejection, depression and loneliness; build and maintain a loving, harmonious long term relationship, establish a natural sexual relation and to give toys but 2^nd position in our relations; I am giving you an exercise that will upgrade your memory sensors and those senses that woo women, charm, seduce women with 99% success rate. This is called “THE POWER OF AFFIRMATION.

“I am beginning to like myself as a man”7x

“I can approach and talk to any bird”7x

“I no longer depend on someone for my self esteem”7x

“I am learning to love everyday”7x

“I like myself even when women are not present”7x

“I am successful enough to please everyone”7x

“I am able to practise being good to myself”7x

“I am not a failure but a complete success”7x

“I now trust my self and will go at my own speed”7x

“I now can accept that self loving is everything I need”7x

“I can now turn my negative thoughts& become positvist”7x

“I can approve of all my actions now”7x

“I have confidence in my abilities and humour”7x

“The search for love is now over, I have found it”7x

“I am happy, women/men can see me different now”7x

“huh,I am so gorgeous and fabulous, nice looking”7x

“Now I know why they gaze at me, I was foolish”7x

“I will plant my seeds of sweet love everywhere now”7x

“I am becoming passionately interested in new friends”7x

“The more I show and share love, the more I receive”7x

“ohhhh, yeah, I am on the track now, I am really”7x

“I’m willing to stop any lady and laugh with her”7x

“Now I dash off all those ugly thoughts”7x

“My love is being instantly transmitted to the subconscious of others telepathically.”7x

“The more successful I can handle solitude, the more successful the relationships”7x

“I am willing now to let my suppressed feelings come up to the surface and to discover something new about my self”7x

“I am able to feel now that, all the beauties beheld on my eyes now want, fancy, dour and need me”7x

“Now, I can take the relationship physical by being tactful and acting some form of drama”7x

“Now I understand what women mean by having a laugh and fun. I will teach them new ways”7x

“I am going out there to enjoy my life now”7x

“I do not care about what others think”7x

“Thank you, Lord Stanley Mathew for your words of wisdom and courage to make this happen”3x

The “lord” says; knock and it will get upon. Design your affirmations to suite any particular situation in your life. Pick a special evening, and do this exercise, once in a week in an environment that will allow you to concentrate without noises and disturbances. When you get up from bed in morning, stand before a mirror and smile, laugh to your self. Laughter boosts your immune systems and “psycho-dating-appearances”. Then affirm, self-confidence towards your desire. Let us pray and affirm your success; “I therefore invoke the power of say “be” and it will “be”, I implant unto thee thy wish and desire through the air and winds of nature, I command natural love to reign and live within you, the angels of success, hear my wish and my cry, it is through thee that; I am transferring to my friend here today, that splendour, Virgo, strength and potentials that has no end”. Conclusion of your affirmation; Thank you, Lord-King Stanley Mathew and may your house and content be filled with happiness, love, trust, Diamonds. All your wishes be fulfilled. Diamonds is the only gift I take from customers after satisfactory outcome. However, am I begging for it, am I?

WOMEN LOOKING FOR MEN?LESSON THREE

2007-03-30T17:49:00.000-07:00

LEARN THE MIND OF A WOMAN

As we must all agree, women won’t flirt with you on the street nor start up a conversation to make you feel some temptation even though there are exceptional cases. I think women of the 21^st century will hardly come up to you and request for your number, email, pager or fax. It is certain that once you meet a woman, she has the upper hand to make a decision either to agree or disagree with your request. She might not want to make you feel hurt when she feels nothing about you, thus, could give you her number or it could even be a wrong one to send you off to the curb. I think we all know what I mean. It is very stupid to walk up to a bird and start to tell her, how much you love her, how much you feel for here etc during the first initial contact. Or to walk up to a woman without a taught of how to keep and maintain a sweet charming conversation on-going, moving from topic to topic and taking into account her body expressions. As such you will need to create “chemistry”, which you will be learning in the subsequent pages. It is clear that some will exchange numbers and others will not. However, if she is interested in taking it forward, it means you have played it “cool” and while cool means, “you have been able to trigger her inside to laugh and being interesting”. When you make a woman to laugh, you are boosting up her immune system, making her to feel good about herself towards you, feeling and having the “likes” of meeting you again and thus; she will give you her number and take yours in return. 79% of these scenarios will occur only when she is feeling something about you, your attitude etc. You therefore have to prove yourself as different from the other millions. We call it “Transfer of emotions”. Remember that you are the one initiating the contact, so it is your place to call her first. This is to show concern, interest and seriousness. What men want is to “create friendship” and get to know each other or if you are after a one-night-stand, then all the same but unfortunately, I do not visa the attitude of one night stands. You have and must guarantee to her that she will remain adorable, valued and respected when with you. Every woman wants to know that this is the way you are going to be. Never wait for a woman to call you first, except only when WE MUST HAVE QUALIFIED YOU AS A GURU. This is how it works; Call her immediately after two or three days. Let her know that you will be interested in playing an open game to get to know each other. Be careful not to talk about love or a relationship when you make your first call. Your focus is on planning a meeting for what ever that comes out. THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY OUT,”GO OUT AND TALK TO WOMEN IN THEIR NUMBERS, get their numbers and success will come your way. Immediately you finish reading and understanding this book, meet and date as possible as you are worth. This is will give you valuable experience irrespective of whether you to intend to carry it forward. Just talk to as many women as you can. You will be learning how to start up “chemistry conversation” soon. GURANTEE, “RELY ON US”. “Within this book and in OUR ONLINE SCHOOL, FURTHER ASSISTANCE ON ONE TO ONE AND PUBLIC BASES” is what we have put in place for you. The next sub topic will talk about the power and law of affirmation, you and inner-yourself. This is the most important part of the book.

THE LAW AND POWER OF AFFIRMATION.

Dating sexy women-lesson 2

2007-03-30T17:46:00.000-07:00

*DATING SEXY WOMEN AROUND THE WORLD-LESSON 2* Flirting and seduction is a nurtured attitude: A good players primordial flirting tactics is self-confident and charm, charisma but not too pompous and afraid to take risky moves. Be magic, game for game, enthusiastic and positive, it kills!
*Start a conversation: The best opening line is saying: hello. Talk about the surroundings and tease straightaway, ask questions about directions, ask for help, and create an opinion.*
*Be magic and Have fun: Be playful, light-hearted and spontaneous. Show your vulnerability if you care.*
Apply your pick-up line: Never leave home without a new pick-up line and a prop or a ready to apply pick-up. Pick-ups are natural conversation starters that do trigger attraction and create chemistry in one-way or the other. They encourage conversations to take place further when humour is enhanced continually; others will be compelled to begin talking to you. However in addition to you pick-up lines are props. Props are also a natural way of engaging others into conversation and great props will include: kids, exotic jewellery, dogs, a fabulous scent, a sweatshirt with your favourite passion, interesting ties, hats, or an interesting book or newspaper, cds, dvds, digital cameras etc.
*Be the host: Change your behaviour from the role of guest to host. You are not the passive person in waiting, but rather the welcome committee.*
*Make the first move and walk up to him/her and make sure you are closer enough to the person you find attractive and fabulous and Say or whisper to her ear; hello! My name is …,*
You have two ears and one mouth because you should listen twice as much as you speak. Listening is a true art and women will pick on it all the time you meet them. The respective individual you fancy will be drawn to you. Everyone loves to be heard.
Eye contact: Make stable and flirting eye contact, but please look your partner in the eye gently and softly (for about 2-4 seconds) and then glance away through her ears and smile. Do it and she will take the conversation further by asking a question! Got the reason?
Remember, The complements are those she has never heard of, therefore your compliments must be honest, sincere and genuine. Be creative with your compliments and When you receive a compliment the best response is merely, Thank You! Compliments are very essential when endeavouring to lay a foundation for a relationship because the girl will notice that you have noticed them.
Smiling is contagious natural charm to disarm women. It makes a woman to have her subconscious mind driving her towards you and as such you become more approachable from her inside world. A smile lights up your face and magnetize women to you. You will become a woman’s “smile game”. Many of them will feel comfortable towards approaching you .Put it into an experiment!

Dating very beautiful women

2007-03-30T17:42:00.000-07:00

DATING SCHOOL

COMMMUNICATION AND PERSONAL INITIATIVE.LESSON 1

Let us get down to business straight away. Many men see dating as some sort of magic beyond their reach and thus spend a great deal of their life time living in solitude and isolation. You don’t sit there and expect a woman to walk up to you with an opener, do you? From the beginning of civilisation, it has always been that, men will approach women and initiate them into a relationship, no matter the type. Dating is a very simple but delicate game that needs patience, perseverance, creativity, fun, laughter, and jokes and in fact, whatever it takes to make it. You must GO out there, meet ladies and talk to them. Some men find it hard to accept rejection and criticism, but without which you cannot grow successfully in the field of dating. I will be talking about turning “negativity” into “positivism”. I know that you are all interested in this unique possibility, and you will have it in the other coming chapters. Learn from your mistakes

The “game” has all the tools you need to become successful with must woman anywhere/anyplace in the world irrespective of colour and religions. Now you have the opportunity at your finger tips to learn what attracts women, their secret thinking abilities, what scares them from men, their life-gene, how to read their minds, approach and befriend, and how to get any woman interested and feeling comfortable to being with you. You have to admit that, it is time to really go out there and make friends if not getting laid. Undoubtedly, you should be expecting rejection as you make this decision to get started, with rebuilding that part of you that is being destroyed day after day by fear and confusion of how to get things right. It is only when you meet rejection that, you will learn to perfect that particular stage or scenario. Practice is the best teacher, in other words it is called “hands on learning”. Learn to adapt this, “saying” into your life “A quitter never wins while a winner never quit”. Obviously, each failure you encounter leads to 10 successes and even more. So you MUST go out there, meet women and talk to them. You will be doing this as some sort of practise to become good if not perfect, but I tell you what; you will undoubtedly face rejection during your primary initiatives and you have to be ready for it. You should not give up because rejection is part of the life we are living without which life is incomplete. As you read this book and proceed, success will become to you like a dream come true, this book is a genuine BULLET. Do not mess about with it; use it only to better your understanding of dating and how women think about men. Please it will be an offence to use book and disrupt others relations or to magically use women like some sort of toilet tissue or something. It’s primordial objective is to balance that missing equation in dating;(me -sex+ humour+ honesty+ chemistry=Dating). Make life more comfortable and free from danger when everyman can get a woman they want to be with for the rest of their life.

Dating women is not about buying them expensive gifts and taking them to expensive restaurants and doing to them favours. It is about having fun together, getting to know each other and exercising honesty. So learn that women are very much interested in the way you make them to feel towards you and how you feel about your own self, not money, beauty and fame. Women want a man that is loyal and has the definition of commitment. When a man lets a woman to know that, he does not take to any crap and as such he chooses very carefully is very hypnotically charming in the back of mind of a woman. Know those beautiful women are accustomed to men kissing their ass and accepting whatever condition. Believe me, women will trick and taste you from all angles. The fact here is that, at times a woman will say “no” when she does not mean it. When you take women out to dinners and buy gifts at an early stage, in the back of her mind, she is saying “you are simply trying to buy her with gifts” which in other words is looked upon as manipulation and lack of self-confidence. So you need to portray enough confidence in reality to please a woman rather than signing cheques and slotting your bank from wall to wall. Just because you have bought this book, it is a great sign that you are someone that is interested in giving new things a try and because you remedy your tragedy, so affirm these three phrases everyday until you reach your goal; “I CAN TALK TO ANY WOMAN” “I CAN DATE ANY WOMAN AS MUCH AS CHANGE MY LIFE WHEN I WANT TO”. Affirm success in whatever you do, and it will come your way. Then when you have seen your real target, get closer to her, soften your voice to sound lyrical and you will be seen as sexy and charming. Here I am giving you some top flirting tips.

What is blackman good for?Big Dick

2007-03-30T17:09:00.000-07:00

TUESDAY JOKES

JOKES FOR EVERYONE
Tuesday’s JOKES UPDATED EVERY TUESDAY.
Well horse racing had become famous for centuries. Mr. Bush said to his wife, won’t it be better if we’d gone to watch horse racing and chill out. So they left and as they approached the site, the wife saw a horse in a fence with a note saying the horses mated 25times season and this season 35times.
She said to her husband, “Dear do you not see that this horse enjoyed his sexual life more than we did” Last year we had sex only 12times and this year we have only gone 10times but you kept complaining of getting tired. The husband said nothing in response.
They then approached the second horse and silent and the horse is said to have mated 50times last tear and 90times this year. Mrs. Bush screamed and said, “Honey, look! Animals know they will die soon and having great sex. What about us” Now you start to treat me like Friday meat. When we just started 4oyrs ago, our breakfast before getting up from bed never failed a day but now I doubt if I know the taste of that morning breakfast anymore, it remains a past dream but Mr. Bush stay mute.
As the approached the last one by the entrance of the gate to the stakes, Mrs. Bush screamed and said “Honey look at this one, it mated 365times last year and 400times this year. Last year this horse enjoyed the forbidden fruit almost everyday and that’s why the horse looks so healthy, then not to talk of this year yet we are like man and his sister. What is really the problem Honey?
This time now Mr. Bush turned to his wife and said “I bet you think I am stupid, now you ask those horses if they have been mating only with one or the same female”. However man cannot live on bread and cheese because they love it, he added. I have always enjoyed a balanced meal from when I was 16 until I meet you. Benedicta, Rose, Yvonne, Bradley, all cooked different meals for me at different times until when you took me out from 16.

Hey do not crack-up in laughter okay

2007-03-30T17:07:00.000-07:00

WEDNESDAY JOKES

JOKES FOR EVERYONE
WEDNESDAY JOKES UPDATED EVERY WEDNESDAY

A woman was walking down the street from church with her a younger son of 6yrs when they spotted two birds mating on the middle of the road.
“Mum, what are does birds doing?” He asked
Mum became embarrassed but answered, “Oh they are making sandwiches dear”. A few minutes later just about 100yards away from home, they saw two dogs mating but the curious young man won’t keep his curiosity and asked again what the dogs were doing with a serious tonality. Mum, answered, “emmm they’re making sandwiches also dear.” That night when they went home the boy went to his bed then heard noises coming from “mum and dad’s room” like mum was continuously sighing to dad and the son called for mum, Mum rushed to his room thinking something may have gone wrong, What is it dear that you had to call for me. Yes mum I did. What’s the problem son?
The boy answered, “Were you making sandwiches”
She blushed and said; ”How can you tell then”
The boy replied, “You got salad cream all over your face”

One curious Child wanted to know where babies come from and had to ask his mum. “Mum where do babies actually come from”?
Mum replied, “Mum and daddy have to fall in love and get married legal and they have sex”.
The boy asks “What is sex then”?
Mum replied, “Sex means Daddy puts his penis into mummy’s vagina and that is how babies come”.
The boy nodded his head and said; “Mum but the other day when I was sleeping with you and Dad in your room, I saw you put daddy’s penis in your mouth instead. So what do you get from having daddy’s penis in mouth”?
Mum replied, “Don’t bother too much son, you are getting mature everyday but what I get from it is jewelry.

Have your say.Are you single and looking?

2007-03-30T17:03:00.000-07:00

JOKES FOR EVERYONE
THURSDAY JOKES UPDATED EVERY THURSDAYS
1. What is a “Date” in dating psycholinguistics?
Dating is pressure and tension. However a date is but a kind of job interview that could last the whole night if there was chemistry involved. A significant difference between a date and a job interview is that, not many jobs around will offer you the opportunity or chance to end up naked at the end of it.

2. A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s keys in the door. “Stay where you are” she said. He is so drunk he will not recognize you are in bed with me.”
Sure enough, the husband lurched into bed without a clue, but a few minutes later through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed. There should only be four feet on this bed. What is going on? This is exactly what he turned and asked his wife. The wife replied, “None sense, you are so drunk that you miscounted. Get off from bed and try counting again, you can see better from over there”
The husband climbed down from the bed again and counted “one.two, three, four. You are right babe you know I miscounted, and then climbed back until 11am the next day.

3. A drunk staggered into a Catholic Church and ended up in the confessional room. After a few minutes the priest said “what do you need my son”? The drunk replied. Is there any paper on your side?

4. “That wife of mine is a liar,” confided a husband to his best friend. “But how do you know that”? Well she did not return home last night and when I asked her where she’d been, she said, she’d spent the night with her sister Lucy. So I just kept quiet because I spent the night with her sister Lucy.

Jokish pick up lines for familiar faces

2007-03-30T17:02:00.000-07:00

FRIDAY'S JOKISH PICK-UP LINES

JOKES FOR EVERYONE
FRIDAY JOKES UPDATED EVERY FRIDAY
PICK-UP LINES FOR GOOD FRIDAY-MEN.
The word of the day is” legs”. Lets go back to my place and spread the word.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
What a great outfit you got babe, but I tell you what, it will look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
If you have lost your virginity darling, please can I have the box it came in?
Do your legs hurt you for running through my dreams the whole night?
Do I know you from somewhere else or is it just that you got your dressing on?
I like every muscles in your body especially mine
Babe I am conducting a feel test of how many women have pierced nipples
I want to melt in your mouth and not your hands
There must be something wrong about my eyes cos I can’t take ‘em off you
I am an organ donor and have one that you might need
I can sense and tell that you are a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little
If I said, you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me
I miss my teddy bear, will you sleep with me
I have lost my phone number, can I have yours
Smile. It is the second thing best you can do with your lips
Babe, would you be my love buffet, so I can lay you out on the table and take what I want.
Are you religious because I am the answer to your prayers
How about you come sit over my laps and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops-up.
I am choking and I need mouth to mouth
Do you have a map, I just got lost in your eyes
Please excuse me. I am lost, where is the way to your house
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I got touched by an angel
Hey, did you do some Arithmetic in school cos I want you to join me in solving some sums? We’ll add you and me together, then subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply
Do you know I am big brother? I have been watching you
is it hot in here or is it just you
Hey, I am sorry, I am an artist and it is my job to stare a women
I was sitting here holding my drink when I found out I had rather been holding but you
I’ll love to be a bar soap in your bathroom
If I could rearrange the alphabets, I will U and I together

Jokes for every occassion buy what about saturday?

2007-03-30T16:58:00.000-07:00

JOKES FOR EVERYONE
SATURDAY JOKES
A woman said to her friend, “I made my husband a millionaire”. And what was he valued at before you married him? She replied “a billionaire”. But remember that the best woman is one that does not work in formal settings but work in bedroom and is therefore able to spend all her husbands’ money. Do you actually know why it is good to a woman she asked her friend?
· You never have to buy your own drinks
· You can get laid anytime you want in life
· You can dance
· You never run out of excuses
· You are not expected to know how cars work
· You don’t have to mow the lawn
· You always get to choose the movie
· You can sleep your way to the top
· You can get out of speeding tickets by crying
· You don’t have to adjust our genitals constantly
· You can marry rich man and don’t have to work
· Sweat is sexy on you
· You get expensive jewelry as gifts that you never will have to return
· You get gifts all the time because men miss up very often
· You are a better gossip
· You need no excuse to be in a bad mode
· You piss while sitting down, so it is easier to pass out on the toilet when drunk
· You look better when naked than men
· You can wear no underwear and no person will know but a man without one is disgusting
· You look good in shorts
· You never have to use a power drill
· You can give “the look” that makes any man cower in the corner
· Women do less time for violent crime.
· Short women are petite, short men are just short
· You have mastered civilized eating.

Sundays Jokes for fun and laughter

2007-03-30T16:55:00.000-07:00

JOKES FOR LIFE FOR EVERY PERSON
SUNDAY JOKES UPDATED EVERY SUNDAY
These jokes may be stopped only death. Therefore I will be updating them on a weekly basis. Jokes are meant to boost our ergo as humans and thus we owe to laugh and share good vibes.

1. Dr.Livingstone went to Cameroon during the dark ages. Roads were being dogged under his care. When he was about to go home, he said “Guys, I have decided to keep my eye watching all of you while I go home but anyone of that gets up to rest. I am coming to skin you. So he kept his eyeglasses and for more than 6hrs,not a single person could talk or get up to relax. (Reality).
2. You know why God is a man? Because if God was a woman she would make sperms to taste like chocolates that is why you see Africans in chocolate colour. Africans are a symbol of God.
3. An elderly widower and a widow had been dating for three years. Finally he asked her to marry him and she said “yes” without any waste of time like she’d been waiting. But when he got up from bed, the next morning, he could not recall what her answer was and in desperation, he decided to call her. He began by saying, “Darling this is going to be embarrassing you gotta accept we are getting old, but when I asked to marry me last night, well yesterday but I got up from bed and could remember what your answer was. “Oh, that is good you called she said but I do remember saying “yes” to marry someone but I don’t know if it was you or the next man. You know it is not good to put all your eggs in one basket especially at my age.”

4. An 18year old girl kept saying she wanted Mr. Right. Well then, she hooked up with James and later on decided to marry. Eventually within 3months of hooking up they got married. But the following day, the bride decided it was time for divorce and went for a divorce lawyer. The lawyer asked him “What’s gone wrong?” “You have only been married less than 24hrs”. She replied, well I could tell things were not right when he kissed my friend so passionately before we entered the court, then in the court, he signed his name with bigger letters than mine. So that is it she said.

5. Lauren came back from school and to realize that Her dad was in bed with their housemaid. Lauren’s mother arrives home an hour later the incident and Lauren rushed to gossip to mum what had transpired. Mum, Mum, I saw something nice today. What did you see Lauren, requested her mum. Mum, you won’t believe it. “When I return from school, I found dad and our maid on the bed, naked and were…………….”Mum then interrupted immediately saying, “Lauren wait till dinner time tonight and she starts to serve food, I’ll pucker and then you can tell the story. 7.30pm the maid is serving meal and Lauren’s mum puckered before she had finished and she took the hint and started “Mum when I got home from school today, I found dad on the bed with our maid and they were doing the same you was doing with Uncle When Dad went to USA.

6. Lauren is 6yrs however. The following day, Her mum is in the kitchen with her friends while Lauren is playing with her mates Peter, Paul, Andrew and Stanley. Lauren rushed to kitchen and asked her mum “Mum can a 6yr old become pregnant”? Her mum replied, “Shut up and go out and play with your friends”. But she insisted saying she wanted to know and mum told her a six year cannot become pregnant. Lauren said, “great and as she rushed to her friends, neighbors could he saying, ”Hey guys come here now all of you but this time I want Peter to start first, then when he is tired, then Paul, then After is Andrew and Lastly is Stanley as mum has just told me, a 6yr old girl cannot become pregnant.

7. Make a contribution if you can. However more will be coming up every time.

Meeting every where in the public

2006-11-17T23:59:00.000-08:00

Meeting women at every place.

Dating single women is the same like driving a car. It is very straightforward and point blank. Be romantic and different from the rest in your own ways while being contented with whom you are. If you do not know to drive then you have to learn. But learning to date women is more or less as reprogramming your brain to accept that dating and being in a relationship has to be fun and interesting scenarios of good memories. So if you are single and looking for a soul mate, partner, friend, lover, one nightstand; then you have to go to places where the person you are looking to meet goes to. And when you go to these places and to my space, you have to communicate with the person that is creating temptation to boil under feet either telepathically or verbally.

Now that you have an idea where to find someone with similarities or simply someone to have fun with and make friends, it is the right thing to take responsibility over this issue. Note that, single women will detect every move that indicates you are not self-confident, insecure and needy before you ever even say a word if you meet them on the street. Many women are now turning to online dating because it gives them the time to sift without causing any jerk to be upset over simple rejection. I hope you know what I mean. Right, It is clear that sometimes we men are wired to look at rejection from women as a taboo. Rejection is one of the greatest insecurities will find out because the word is already implanted in your head and painted on your face. You need to optimize your dating strength and to create a link to the person you want. I am quite sure many of you have heard of the word “SEO” Search engine optimization with the web. Learn it and apply the skills to dating and you will eventually become successful with 85% of the women to want.

Approaching women anywhere in the world

2006-11-16T21:18:00.000-08:00

Folks,like i said in my earlier posts,the problem with single men is that;they don't know from where to start and what to say to make a women start to feel that temptation. Well,remember this at every time you meet a girl/woman you will like to meet again;to make a woman to feel some temptation is never to sound needy.The first point is to make her to laugh and by being funny.Laughing alone boosts her immune systems and brings fun.Dating is a game of fun and if you can not create a couple funny scenarios,then automatically you are knocked out.I REPEAT,YOU MUST BE FUNNY AND SLIGHTLY ARROGANT BUT STILL IN A FUNNY MODE.You may start from my space

Right,lets look at this.Women are wired by nature to think very different from men and you must presume your self to think at the same level like them when looking for a date.People alway look for people with something in common.So relate yourself to her world.
You are walking down the street and there is Heyley and her friend coming from the opposite site of the road;you look at her and feel some temptation for her.What will you do have them start to talk to talk to you and to enjoy chatting to you is the first thing you must figure out before you make any initial approach."failing to prepare is preparing to fail".That is the motto.

If you are a single guy looking for a friend,soul mate,partner,relationship,romance and do really have problems with women,then first of all,focus on building a tonality that is interesting.The tone of your voice makes a woman to also decide either to listen to you or not.Mind the way you walk and what body language you portray.Your body language is probably one of the first things she will unconsciously focus at as you approach.This is known as non verbal communication.Your shoes in some cases are important as well as your dressing.It is simple to be clean and tidy.Make you yourself to smell good.

Damn,chatting up to those fantastic,hilarious,spectacular,radiant and good looking "backsides" is never direct talking.She says;however,where are you from?Your answer is;from space."She cracks up and says;"what"?From space?You say,you were up over there and scanning down the earth for some nice and friendly to just chat to,saw her from behind,how majestically she walked her backside down the road and looking fit like some that's spent a hell of money in the gym to be that exceptionally fit;she cracks up again hilariously and says,"some-one that's done whattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt?Good game,you have made her to be talking to you and laughing.She laughs again and says,this mad is mad or crazy.Folks let me have a nap now and comtinue next time.I am sure this poetry has given you a clue,be funny pal and that's you.See you again next time

Get-up and stand for the upright game

2006-10-11T11:39:00.000-07:00

Sometimes it sucks to see that some men still have not got grasp of what women are constantly fighting for.It is called "equal rights".So will you stop treating Mick different from the way you want to treat that new bird you fancy?ahahahahaha,watchout buddies.I think everyone does really.Give your bird a pad on the back and cuddle up.However,yeah,I have returned from town after i happened to meet a guy in the buss telling a friend how he was going to work and save his two weeks savings to invite the girl he meet last week for a meal.This has been introduced to him by his cousin.Good,we all know he does not want to be lonely and is working hard to starve himself for weeks because he is preparing to go out for a meal with "this girl".
Let get down to business.I am quite sure you may have heard or learnt in the course of life that;if a woman licks her lips when you are chatting to her it means she is interested,laughs alot and as well as hit you jokishly on the back or arm,Strikes her hair while making eye contact from time to time means she is into you.Excellent,I am going to show you guys some crazy formular.I am sure to show you not only know how to recognise that she is really into you but also how to make her to be into you.This is where I am doubtful not about my wisdom.Stay connected on my sixth blog.
Everyman needs to embrace dating as a kind of knockout game where the loser is kicked to the curb. Believe it or not. In the mind of a woman, dating remains a game and many a times not a game of chance but a game of perfection. When women sit down with their female friends, they talk about men picking on them and not knowing what to say or from where to begin. However, when you go out in towns to nightclubs, you’ll always find and meet women in groups and 95% will be dressed to kill. Have you ever taken the time to think why they dress so exotically and sexily when they go out to nightclub? Yet it simply kills your spirits when she puts on diamonds all over her fingers.ahahahhahahaha.Let me ask you one thing guys;how many girls have you cuddled and felt a great smell evaporating from her body?What do you think about a bird that cuddles or sn*g you and feel that very kind of sweet scent?Get up

Understanding the female body language becomes very easy when you have cleared off from your mind,the fear of talking to “look-like” very rich and most beautiful girls.They are the same persons like you but in a different “face”.It is certain that,a woman would see a man she would have love to be “if” he was right for her.

You know sometimes,you are going the street,and the bird on the other side of the road snaps-an-eye-look and put down her head,(talk to her and make her laugh),

You are going to the super market to pick up your 12MP digital camcorder for your movies meant for youtube and the bird already going out looks at you and smile and as well as plays with her hair(walk over to her and simply just say;hello

You and your mates are about going into the night club and this sensual,exotic and perfect figure,waddles her ass to you guys and ask for a cigarret lighter,ahahahahah,what else do you want.Make fun of her and crack her up immediately.
MORE NEXT TIME

When it comes to meeting women,I am quite sure that every single man will want to find and have a bird that looks pretty in their very own eyes and taste.Yeah,many guys tend to try new pick up lines with the intention of sounding different from the rest of the 200,000,000jerks around the community saying one and the same things that often makes no meaning to a woman and in a dating arena.I tell you what;most women are interested in a guy that can sweep their feet off the ground in a charming public place while the others can watch.More about what to say……………………..next time.see you guys

How to collect contact details from someone you fancy

2006-10-07T09:22:00.000-07:00

Like i said before,meeting people that you never meet before is just the same as meeting someone familiar to you.I promised that;I will be teaching you guys about this dating and hooking-up thing.Here is your first step towards beating out the shit from that special person or some one you are interested to meet in the very nearby future.Never forget that a diary and a pen are a great tool towards collecting phone numbers,emails and house addresses.

Example;You are in a bar,club or community mostly dorminated by students or you are a male in a student crowded lot and there is a bird that strikes your eyes but you cannot figure out how to appraoch her to create awareness and to hook up with her later on.Normally,it is best to atleast have a friend with whom you hang out with or do somethings in common like going out for a drink together and sharing ideas.It is absolutely very easy and simple without any struggles.However remember that,if she really strikes your eyes then she had striken others as well and probably have heard all sort of asshole pick up lines from every Dee,Tom and harry.You need to prove that you are completely different from the rest of guys who keep approaching and telling her one and the same things and that you can be a real challenge and explosive fun to be around her.This is how to start;

YOU:Hey,(with a smiling face) may I ask you a question?

HER:Yeah,ok

YOU:You attend uni or college around here?

HER:No,and looks away like she is not interested.

YOU:(tap her on the back just above her booty to call back her attention)So where r u from?

HER:From Manchester

YOU:Really?Were you born and brought-up there and how do you fancy it around here then?

HER:Just arrived here yesterday to visit some Ex-school mates.

YOU:So what occupies you in manchester then?

HER:You mean the kind of job i do?I am a pharmacist.

YOU:You kidding me?So you are a drug dealer?

HER:She cracks up immediately,ye, ye, ye,I am

You:However,I was with my friends Paul and Mike over there,i gotta go back to them and nice talking to you

HER:Nice talking to you too

YOU:Turn your back and move 2 or 3 steps, turn back to her and say;Have you got a pager?

HER:No

YOU:So how do your friends link up with you then?

HER:By phone

YOU:Take out you diary and pen quietly and pass it to her

HER:What is this for?

You:Write it down there for me and I will call you when I am free(magic collection)

HER:OK and quietly she starts to write and hands back your diary.

YOU:Great and I will give you a ding soometime later within the week if i am free.Bye and take care of your self

HER:Ok and you too.

Bang,Bang.That is you already done and in less than no time.Give this simple game a trial and let me know your opinion.This simple game will work for any person or about 75% will make it.See you soon

University Students Dating Relationships bullets and Social Societal Integration

2006-10-07T06:02:00.000-07:00

Top university student social intergration "bullets" is a free purpose platform sharing " how to" and "don'ts" in dating and social integrations into our societies.An online students survey carried out by black and white free dating says;" about 75% of University male Students in the world are completely blank when it comes to making and meeting new friends likewsie approaching the opposite sex with proposals to become heart and mind friends.

However,I know that,it is true some men find dating as a kind of russian puzzle given an illitrate with a pen and paper.Right,that fear of approaching any woman or man you do fancy is over.I will be showing you guys the techniques,tricks and tactics that will help any one to approach,create a scene of fun,collect contact info in less than three minutes,what to say and what not say,where to take your dates,how and when to keep the person you fancy craving for you and gagging to meet you.Also,I will teach you guys the places suitable for a date,the kind of props that will help in laying a wanderful foundation for an interesting chat or conversation with any person that your eyes likes and so on.

I have been personally involved in many ways with students living in student accomodations but the truth is many students,International,National and Local suffer from a kind of complex that is based on who they are,where they come from and how they grew up.Many rely on soft drugs and alcohol in order to gain self confidence to be able to interact amicably with other students and the community where they live.A good number that is not into these stuffs tend to stay by themselves.The truth is;when you look straight into their eyes,you see a great confidence of bad body language that says;I am a shy guy,I am less confident and do not know to strike a meaningful conversation with someone that triggers attractions.Attraction is not a choice,meaning you can trigger any person you fancy to feel attraction towards you if you are able to do the right things.Take not,first impressions have a lot to do when it comes social integration proofing.

Top university students social integration platform"bullets" is out to give you unbiased answers to all your dating questions and as well a great opportunity to learn from other students the kind of things to do,how they did it andwhat they say when appraoching someone they fancy for a relationship.However,note that social integrations are based first impressions and personality treates.I know it is very hard for your mum and dad to pull their son on the table during dinner or lunch to help them break the barriers present in the dating arena.Your parents know and detect accurately when they child is too shy and less confident in meeting or approaching someone of the opposite sex.The qualites of being success with any person of the opposite sex are actually a stone throw away and absolutely learnable within three months to achive masters portfolio as a "Social Integration Guru".